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SpiralStairs

Post subject: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:30 pm

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Don't hold back burritos.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:17 am

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This is bait.

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Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:41 am

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Cumbersome sentences that don't end in a preposition.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:03 am

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:

This is bait.

Pussy.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:14 am

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There is a good job opportunity for laid off journalists around the country waiting for them in Annapolis.

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hnd

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:32 am

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when cardinals try and eat off my bird feeder. i chase them off.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:37 am

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hnd wrote:

when cardinals try and eat off my bird feeder. i chase them off.

Is your bird feeder an 11 year old Catholic boy?

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:40 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

hnd wrote:

when cardinals try and eat off my bird feeder. i chase them off.

Is your bird feeder an 11 year old Catholic boy?

He said "off", not "out."

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:01 am

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Best UFBT ever...

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:03 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Don't hold back burritos.

Hold them back from what?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:04 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

hnd wrote:

when cardinals try and eat off my bird feeder. i chase them off.

Is your bird feeder an 11 year old Catholic boy?

He said "off", not "out."

I imagine something like this, but covered in bird seed and also a pre-pubescent boy.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:05 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Don't hold back burritos.

Hold them back from what?

Shitposting.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:17 am

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The Cubs World Series flag. Though at least its so tiny and so far away that its tough to really see.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:21 am

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I mean, who am I trying to offend? Like, I know I can get the evangelicals going with something along the lines of a picture of Joseph, a wire hanger, Mary, and a manger....

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:26 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

I mean, who am I trying to offend? Like, I know I can get the evangelicals going with something along the lines of a picture of Joseph, a wire hanger, Mary, and a manger....

Low effort.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:34 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

I mean, who am I trying to offend? Like, I know I can get the evangelicals going with something along the lines of a picture of Joseph, a wire hanger, Mary, and a manger....

Low effort.

That was off the top of my head...and I'm sober. This could be fun if I remember to drunk post tonight...

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:39 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

hnd wrote:

when cardinals try and eat off my bird feeder. i chase them off.

Is your bird feeder an 11 year old Catholic boy?

He said "off", not "out."

I imagine something like this, but covered in bird seed and also a pre-pubescent boy.

Thanks!

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and dead babies?

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:40 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

I mean, who am I trying to offend? Like, I know I can get the evangelicals going with something along the lines of a picture of Joseph, a wire hanger, Mary, and a manger....

Low effort.

That was off the top of my head...and I'm sober. This could be fun if I remember to drunk post tonight...

I like it.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:41 am

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Damning someone

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:43 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Damning someone

Figured you'd say shoutouts for board members.

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I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:43 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Damning someone

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:45 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Damning someone

Figured you'd say shoutouts for board members.

the people seem to like them, ignorant to the existential problems the shoutouts create

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Putin

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:46 am

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Putin elect Trump president and no one here care to thank me.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:58 am

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even tho the post above me kind of stole some thunder here's the easy answer (37%+ in jest)

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:13 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

Cumbersome sentences that don't end in a preposition.

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We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:17 pm

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

There is a good job opportunity for laid off journalists around the country waiting for them in Annapolis.

It's a dying industry.

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America

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:19 pm

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unironically burritos

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:22 pm

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white shirts and pants after labor day.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:43 pm

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People who don't love our president unconditionally.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:48 pm

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