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I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

My 3 YO daughter told another kid at day care she was going to kill her.

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In all seriousness, kids are hilarious. There’s one in my daughter’s 3yo class that is pushing 4, and like a whole head above the other kids. He tries to boss my daughter around and she literally ignores his existence, which pisses this kid off to no end. I saw it for myself today. This kid was losing his shit on the playground because my kid just went around him while he yelled at her. She’s going to make a terrific ex-wife for some idiot someday.

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over the years of going to kid's baseball games, this seems to be more and more an occurrence. a few weeks back i watched a coach in pool play call out another team for skipping a hitter because the hitter was sick and they'd left. apparently in league and pool play this is pretty much the typical thing everyone lets slide, but they called the commish over and he was like if they want to enforce the rule i guess they can. it was the 3rd out, game over, they win. We just got in on the last part of that whole ordeal because they weren't the teams we came to watch.


a few hours later, we are playing that team in the losers bracket. last inning they have a runner on 2nd. 2 outs. they are down 1. our coach realizes that the guy on 2nd base is the kid that got subbed out for the kid who hit. so he is like hold on there is no re-entry or some crap i wasn't paying attention. the guy is like the hitter tweaked his ankle, comeon...just let them play, i then shout from my chair "A FEW HOURS AGO YOU ENDED A GAME BECAUSE THEY SKIPPED A BATTER, GAME OVER LETS GO" and he turns and tells me to shut my fucking mouth and i burst into laughter. of course the ump and commish are now getting screamed at as my buddy who's coaching has all the kids walk off the field and line up to shake hands with the other kids. all the while this guy is going ballistic while i'm laughing obnoxiously fending off the elbows and slaps from my wife.

afterwards my buddy was like, any other guy/team, i'd be like no problem keep playing but that asshole does this shit all the time.

The problem with youth baseball and softball is we baby them with "T-ball", "coach-pitch", 'No strikeout rules" for so long and then when they hit 10-11 and have to play Mustang or advanced levels they are fucking lost. Hitters struggle to make contact and good luck getting a pitchers than can throw consistent strikes.

As soon as a kid can swing a bat, they should be hitting a a live ball, Tee- for instruction mechanics at practice only. Do you think those 6 year old dominican kids are hitting off a tee? Fuck no.

Do you have a kid in little league?

t ball at 5, coach pitch at 6 and kid pitch at 7 seems like a very reasonable progression

Nobody seems lost at 10-11 in my experience. The kids who are good are much more advanced than even the average, but the average kids are holding their own and having fun in non travel leagues. I'd say the only real problem is base stealing as you want runners to learn how steal but there are almost no pitcher-catcher combinations at the 10-11 year old level who can consistently prevent the theft. Catchers and pitchers do start to catch up at a little older age.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Most leagues nowadays are only coach pitch when the batter reaches ball 4. Instead of a walk, the coach then pitches until the batter puts a ball in play or strikes out. This way there is actual game action instead of a walk-a-thon game that lasts almost 3 hours.

My nephew played in a 10-11 league this year and I went to a couple of his games. These fucking scores are like football games, and some of the rules they are playing are ridiculous for this age. One example, they are playing drop third strike rule which is completely insane for this level. More than half of the pitches are going to the backstop, so guys are constantly reaching base via a drop third strike. I even witnessed a home run on a drop third strike. When I was younger, we didn't have those rules until 13/14 year old leagues, where the pitcher/catcher battery was much more reliable. If I were a coach in my nephew's league, I would just play with 2 outfielders, and position one of my guys directly behind the catcher just to make plays on a drop third strike situation.

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Just to be technical about it, baseball rules say that only the designated catcher can position himself in foul territory before the pitch is thrown so that wouldn't quite work.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Do you have a kid in little league?

t ball at 5, coach pitch at 6 and kid pitch at 7 seems like a very reasonable progression

Nobody seems lost at 10-11 in my experience. The kids who are good are much more advanced than even the average, but the average kids are holding their own and having fun in non travel leagues. I'd say the only real problem is base stealing as you want runners to learn how steal but there are almost no pitcher-catcher combinations at the 10-11 year old level who can consistently prevent the theft. Catchers and pitchers do start to catch up at a little older age.

MLB players still refine their swings on the t. There is value in t ball

Regarding the dropped third, it sucks to watch the year it is implemented but these kids really do get better with trial by fire (at least the one's who care and have an adult in the home who will reinforce game lessons).

Caller Bob is correct. The coaches should start throwing at their heads as hard as they can when the kids are three years old. Teach these pussies how to play the game the right way.

Caller Bob is correct. The coaches should start throwing at their heads as hard as they can when the kids are three years old. Teach these pussies how to play the game the right way.

Caller Bob is correct. The coaches should start throwing at their heads as hard as they can when the kids are three years old. Teach these pussies how to play the game the right way.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

One year, my Little League team had the town drunk as a coach. He would bring a cooler full of beer to practices and games (those were better times). One time he got mad at his kid who was on the team for stepping back when people pitched, so he tied a chain around his kid's foot and staked it to the ground while he pitched to him.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Explains your moniker.

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