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This thread ain't shit if leash don't provide the deets on all these folks.

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Don't put these on a tee please.

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Don't be so hard on yourself.

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How could you possibly know that was my dog?

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Let me tell you about my recent visit to the proctologist.

I think I like soccer now. That’s gotta do it for a lot of folks. Understandably.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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The Wire was overrated.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

I like Dignified Rube

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Loan them money.

You'll never see them again.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Tell them: My new bitch yellow; she blow that dick like a cello

Hey guys, this year I decided to not include a Hershey's kiss as an ingredient for the chili to be served at our big super bowl party

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I brought uncooked and unsauced chicken wings to your party!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

we had some aquaintances that enjoyed hanging out with us, i was indifferent but had better things to do. the woman was infertile, to get these get togethers to stop, all i had to do one time (we are all mid 30's)was just about how great it was to have had kids at the age we are and now that that is out of the way, they'll be out of the house by 45 and i'll be playing with grandkids by 50.

they literally have never spoken to us again.

in my defense i had no idea her babymaker was broke.

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Before or after you farted in their general direction?

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Elections have consequences.

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It's a silly place.

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We had a similar couple friend that the magic words were that my wife was pregnant. Found out later from a mutual friend that they had been trying for years and the wife part of couplecwas super sensitive about it.

One of my nicknames in college was Chief Foot-in-Mouth. Apparently, I said a lot of things to people that freaked them out because the next time I would see them on campus, I'd say hello, and they'd ignore me. Then I'd go back and get the details, and often I'd think, "Wait, this asshole has said way worse things to me, and they weren't even trying to be funny."

oh yeah. thats me. i have a buddy who is a owner operator of a fast food restaurant. we used to always get the hookup. they were over with a few friends and we were talking about steak and there is a channel on youtube called sousvide everything. and he did steaks with flavor enhancer only to find out it was MSG basically. so without really poo pooing msg we talked about is it really tasty if you have to use msg. he was fairly silent through that conversation.

my wife let me know after that conversation his restaurant is loaded to the gills with MSG.

we don't get the hookup anymore.

I cheat at golf.

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"I give you my word as a Biden"

Hi, my name is The Hawk

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