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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:55 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

I got $20 that says IkeSouth pays ten grand a few years from now to have it reversed.

Maybe. A kid costs like $200k. What's another 10k if you're only gonna go that when you're ready for it. An unplanned kid ruins everything.

Yup, see the poster above you.

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McDude

Post subject: Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:03 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

As good dolphin mentioned, I assume they told you you're not in the clear yet and will need to jack off in a cup in a couple months to check that your sperm count is zero.

Does the couple months assume one jackoff per day?

It has to. They burn the tubes closed. They're sealed immediately. The jacking off just clears out what's left in there.

My doc was like " you gotta ejaculate at least 12 times in the next 3 months". I told him no problem. What I didn't tell him is I'll probably have that done by Wednesday.

I just had mine done in April. Definitely wasn't as big as deal as I thought it'd be. However, the left one hurt like a bitch getting clipped as opposed to the right one. No idea why. At first I was like, "this is nothing!" then I was like, "fucking bitch!" Anyway, 12 times in the next 3 months? They told me 30! I was doing some pretty intense work outs the other day and was a little sore down there so it's still not 100%. Wife can't suck on balls either, doesn't feel right. I know you guys needed to know that.

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:16 pm

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McDude wrote:

Wife can't suck on balls either, doesn't feel right.

Do you have any videos that can be reviewed?

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:47 am

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McDude wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

As good dolphin mentioned, I assume they told you you're not in the clear yet and will need to jack off in a cup in a couple months to check that your sperm count is zero.

Does the couple months assume one jackoff per day?

Huh... I don't know. I feel great today. I got horny as fuck last night... I'm on pace to hit my goal by tomorrow night lol. Little sore if I touch them but otherwise no pain. My body heals fast... Used to being cut up. It was nothing.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:04 am

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son of a bitch. $1500 bill just came in. Oh, not that bad, insurance will cover $500

WTF. I should call my insurance and threaten to have a reversal :lol:

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hnd

Post subject: Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:13 am

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my wife and i played russian roulette the 3 months prior to getting the all clear.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:27 am

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hnd wrote:

my wife and i played russian roulette the 3 months prior to getting the all clear.

meh.. they burned my shit off. theres no chance of new sperm passing, but you need to flush all of the lingering sperm out. thats why they say 3 months, because if you dont jack off enough it can take that long for your body to absorb it. otherwise the doc told me about 12 ejaculations should do it... so i was good to go after 24 hours

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Post subject: Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:37 am

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IkeSouth wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

I got $20 that says IkeSouth pays ten grand a few years from now to have it reversed.

Maybe. A kid costs like $200k. What's another 10k if you're only gonna go that when you're ready for it. An unplanned kid ruins everything.

So do planned kids.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 7:09 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

McDude wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

As good dolphin mentioned, I assume they told you you're not in the clear yet and will need to jack off in a cup in a couple months to check that your sperm count is zero.

Does the couple months assume one jackoff per day?

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Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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