I hear you met a little league coach once and also played a nice game of tee-ball:)

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Not sure if they shifted out of a double play or if Leury was late getting to the bag.

Palka makes Kyle Schwarber look like Barry Bonds in left field. Dude is stiffer than the tin man.

Tony Kemp! The real Madget comp!

You can cancel the postgame show. Atta boy, Adam.

When was the last time Palka put a ball in play? Monday?? Tuesday??

Well, it seems like every pitcher has their career-high in strikeouts vs. the Sox....

Funny how that works.

There is no way Volstad should be on the plane back home. Go bury his dumb ass under the Astro Dome.

I'm starting to feel bad for the guy . . . but yes, he needs to leave.

Don’t ever feel bad. He’s stealing money.

Come on Avi.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Avi with a garbage timer!

Palka with a garbage timer too!

Kyle Tucker aka Ted Williams is making his major league debut today. Nice. Kid can really swing it.

One time thru the order and Morton hasn’t broke a sweat. Whatever this guy is on I’ll take two.

Sheesh. 2nd and 3rd no one out and they’re lucky to get 1. Abreu looks awful.

No reason for Avi not to score on that play.

Avi just keeps on hitting. Gotta get some guys on base in front of him.

Shields got bombed. He's been epicly bad in his sox career.
Amazing the media like Les continue to shower him with praise for an occasional gem and being an innings eater. Big deal.

Give him away to any team that will take him. I can’t stand watching him. For the love of god just go away.

Might as well. He can be long-relief/spot starter for a contender; retain some of the salary in hopes of getting at least an average prospect.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Holy fuck this page is full of terrible thoughts and awful Sox fans.

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It's the fans fault. Sounds like Kathleen Kennedy.

The Cubs bullpen is screaming for an innings eater right now.

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We're not interested in that bum

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He was just as bad 7 years ago with the Cubs. I was at one of his last starts in Washington, something hideous like 7 runs in 2 1/3.

He excels at tanking.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

30 games under and it’s not even the all star break.

Hard to Ebro fathom. It’s like the tanking has just begun

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

He hit a homerun Friday night. Maybe you missed it because you were busy writing up some idiotic scouting report.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don