Light'em up, CFMB.

Udderly ridiculous.

Not a bigfan of this moooovement.

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Me neither. I'm gonna make a beef about this whole thing.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Methaneks we should make them a pie.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Any of the O'Learys chiming in on this yet?

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Bull shit thread.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Good to see they have a higher opinion of cows than they do gay people!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I found myself having a bottle of that Fairlife "ultra-filtered 1% milk".

Let me tell you something, brother ... that crap is as much like milk as an F-150 is an airplane.

It brings shame to the cow community and hurts bovine civic pride.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

“The cow is the foster mother of the human race. From the time of the ancient Hindu to this time have the thoughts of men turned to this kindly and beneficent creature as one of the chief sustaining forces of the human race” – W.D. Hoard

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

So, who is dressing up like a cow to get some free Chic Fil A?

https://www.chick-fil-a.com/Cow-Appreciation-Day

IMU, we'd better see some pics soon.

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Their chocolate milk is good. I need the protein, so I drink it, and it has a little less sugar. I have to water it down with skim milk, though.

Milk is white supremacy. To some people. Weird....

If promoting milk makes me a white supremacist, I may need to order some new sheets.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Milk and okay are symbols of white supremacy?

Okay.....










DAMMIT

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There's already protein in the real stuff, no? Oberweiss makes a pretty good sugar-free version iirc ... I mean no sugar in the chocolate ... there's still plenty of lactose for your glycogen needs.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yeah, but I can't just have a glass of milk by itself. Chocolate milk, on the other hand.....but the sugar can't be good for me.

does fairlife have fake sugar? nasty.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

No, I think it's real...shit, I don't know......

all this talk about milk, I'm gonna stroll over to CVS and get me some.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Udder rubbish, I say.

Edit: sorry, Matt.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

If I drink chocolate milk does that make me a black supremacist?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Chik Fil A is celebrating it today. Lots of people eating there were wearing cow costumes while in line.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Sounds like a normal day at Chik Fil A

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I guess they are giving out free chicken sandwiches to people who dress like a cow today. I didn't partake in that as 1: I don't have a cow costume and 2: that food is so good I'll gladly pay for it any time without a 2nd thought.

I only found out about the free food deal after I was there, I probably would've gone another day if I had known about it as the lines were far longer than normal.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

No; it makes you an ally.

I thanked the girls on their special day with a little extra yummy corn