Why does every mundane moment demand public celebration from this generation?

Hopefully these will be considered child abuse in the pc world soon as the parents are imposing a gender stereotype on a baby. It's a paradox though because obviously mother's rights supercede those of the baby before it is born.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Let me know when Caller Bob is going to reveal their gender.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

How would you know until the kid is 3 or 4 these days anyway?

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Because they need constant reaffirmation that they are special.

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Our gender reveal was when the baby popped out, which was convenient because we had picked a girl’s name but not a boy’s yet.

Eh, they have their place. If its a fairly small gathering for a BBQ and to have some drinks, thats pretty cool I think. Making a big spectacle of it definitely has a 'look at me' vibe to it.

I always thought it would be unique to hit a pink or blue exploding golfball as the reveal.

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Got shot down for that one, huh?

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I thought this would be about someone in Crystal Lake finally confessing to be Juggs.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

IF (big if) there is a second, I will push hard for this.

For this first one, I left it entirely up to her and she wants it like KD's was.

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He should have a pink and a blue paper bag, light them on fire, then put the appropriate one on his head.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Hoffy and Good Dolphin shared her, sort of speak.

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A dozen of half, and one of the six.

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Or maybe a brown bag, and when he lights it, it shoots out pink or blue sparks.

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I was just telling my wife not too long ago that I am thrilled these parties were not a thing when we were having kids. So stupid. A friend of ours have a reveal party to share what college is daughter was going to

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

3 times we had the ultrasound lady tell us together and all the 3 times after i was told it was a girl, i was like "well it is my child it could very well still be a boy" (implying explicitly that i have a small penis) instead of eyes it was generally eye rolls from anyone.

Clown or Barber?

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Agreed. These are the kinds of parties everyone who can’t come up with a viable excuse to get out of it complains about it to their spouse before and after.

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its gives me a chance to hang with my friends, drink a few and eat cupcakes, so i'm not too beat up about these parties. unlike weddings they are what an hour? i dont' think you can be a fan of weddings and bitch about parties about this kind of BS.

What? Weddings are usually great unless it's a cash bar, or some religious loon that won't allow alcohol.

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Hollywood Upstairs Medical College

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Close....Ball St.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Oh, so Hamburger.

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I didn't have a party but had most of the immediate family over for a BBQ when we did ours. Did a pinata (yes, it's because I'm mexican) for our girl and popped balloons for the boy. I understand that nobody outside of my family and close friends could give two shits

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

My son and his wife did exactly that with their twins. My daughter-in-laws brother was given the permission to know what sex the babies would be and got ahold of two exploding golf balls. He then video-taped the "launching" of the two BLUE clouds. Needless to say the looks on their two faces were priceless:)

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Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Is “mult” considered a gender?

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Not a mult.

this is spot on. Everyone needs to post the most ordinary things on their phones as some big deal. Oh look, I'm on a boat! Or need to take a picture of every meal at a dining establishment.

Why does everyone have the need to be famous?

I like when it's pink and the guy looks upset. That's gotta suck if you don't have a son yet.

What is wrong with people being invited to share a joyful moment for a young couple, though?

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

See Gordan Hayward

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused