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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Urlacher looks ridiculous

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:53 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

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The hair is thin which isn't surprising considering it's surgically implanted.

But he also looks kinda gay. He's clearly off the juice and dresses like a femme fatale.

This motherfucker is going to be suing over gay wedding cakes by next year.

After driving south on 294 twice a day for a year, Urlacher now looks normal to me with hair on his head.

There is literally a billboard every half mile with his hair.

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Post subject: Re: Urlacher looks ridiculous

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:56 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

After driving south on 294 twice a day for a year, Urlacher now looks normal to me with hair on his head.

There is literally a billboard every half mile with his hair.

Exactly.

So after a while it became difficult to picture bald Brian anymore.

Every Ryne Sandberg billboard reminded me of Davey Martinez.

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Post subject: Re: Urlacher looks ridiculous

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:01 pm

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I've probably told this story before, but Urlacher's rookie year, some buddies and I drove up to Platteville for training camp. It was great because it was our first "trip" without supervision... we were probably 16 or 17 years old...

Urlacher wasn't a star yet, but he came over and just shot the shit with us for a long time. We were asking him dumb questions like how much he benched, but he was very nice to us. To this day, my mouse pad is still a picture of us with him.

That same day, Curtis Enis and Cade McNown skipped out on talking to anyone and went straight to the locker room. Though now that I'm familiar with Baby, I wouldn't have wanted to meet Cade anyway.

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