I'll enjoy a seeegar from time to time.

If I'm the ringer, you (we) are in trouble.

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Personally, I feel good about being the forgotten man.

Makes me feel like I only need to pull out one good shot for a successful afternoon.

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You know me like that.

Unfortunately, I haven't played golf with a Dr Ken.

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Our group may not win, we will be first place in laughs.

The new irons are something. Putting is getting better, working on my technique.

Down for a stogie, will even bring some. Montecristo White toro sized.

Will have to focus on not getting hammered this year.

And winning more IT time!!!!!

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Sorry, I don't smoke.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I broke my own jaw to avoid playing golf with you.

But don't feel bad about it.

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You know me like that.

Oh we're gonna need Dr. Ken to bring the goods, especially on the greens. Other than being really hot, I'm looking forward to the event.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I'm playing in this next year. Have fun boys!

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Yeah a time or two a year something like this comes up and makes me wish I was local again.

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Elections have consequences.

Dr. Ken?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Well, I would say that about you or shakes, so I guess so.

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Furious and Dr Ken are good looking men.

I haven't met shakes, but looking at his pictures it appears he fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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C Howitt Rhymes

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

definitely makes sense why you would find a Jimmypasta joke funny.

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your not trying at all

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I hit 8 balls at the range last night.

I'm good.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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I was absolutely hammering the white target at TopGolf last week.

So, just give me a generic offset 3 hybrid, a plastic mat, a couple couches, and a vodka in a cocktail glass with some kind of disgusting unwashed birthday cake flavor to it and I will destroy.

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You know me like that.

Non-White Friend approves.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Hit the ball decently this morning. Looking forward to tomorrow.

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I just read the 2018 Golf Thread. I didn't realize I was playing with 3 ringers.

This is great. I don't even have to get out of the cart.

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You know me like that.

Yeah man. You are basically going to be giving them a line on putts. Why do you think I posted that pic of JT holding his '59' Titlest?

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Hit the ball ok today but my putter really let me down so I'll be spending time on the practice green tomorrow. Missed 7 putts from 6ft and in this morning.

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If Doc is first putter that is one of the most important jobs. We are gonna need everyone to contribute. Let me know if I need to bring the week old birthday cake flavored vodka. I can put some in my bag.

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I gotta do this next year. Sunday is perfect. Take the next day off and spend the night.

If there is, in fact, an "important job", I might be in the wrong group.

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You know me like that.

Alright, I have not made it to the range...haven't played a single round yet this season.

Tomorrow is going to be great...

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Had another great lesson with Todd Sones. Made another big change in the swing, now trying to drop the club down and bring it from the inside. the hard part is holding off on doing that until after I am at the top of backswing and starting my turn. Need to always keep the club in front of my body.

Went out and played Mt Prospect twilight with the wife. really got the hang of the new swing, but completely lost the driver. driver came back last 6 holes or so and had a couple birdies on the back. Unfortunately, had 3 short wedge shanks in the last 3 holes. As I get tired, the shanks can sneak back in. Ended up with an 84, very happy about that. Had some of my best iron shots of the year.

Got paired up with a really cool dude. He lit up a J in the middle of the 2nd fairway. Set us up for a great day. A 4some of real assholes in front of us. First, they are playing so slow there's a hole and a half open in front of them. Then they start yelling at the single in our group when he loses an iron shot, yells 4, and the shot goes over their head by 50 yards as they are walking towards the next tee box. But, the real kicker was on hole 12. One of the guys must've missed a putt cause he then takes a full swing at the green and takes a massive divot out of the green an inch from the hole. then he sits there for 10 minutes trying to fixit. I hit my tee shot pin high 15 feet right of the pin, right in line with the divot. Curl the putt around the edge of the divot and sink it for the birdie.

then I called the clubhouse and ratted out the asshole ahead of us. Also told them how they were slowing down the whole course. Pro shop said they would send a ranger. never did. called back, still no ranger. Was told they were busy. I would think that going out and talking to someone who just vandalized a green and is also slowing down the whole course would be a priority, but guess not.

Still a great time so no big deal, just annoying that the course didn't seem to give a shit.

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I may have overstated "important" a bit. See you guys tomorrow

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