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Franky T
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:11 pm 
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"He's like a puppy. He won't attack." How can people be this stupid? I'm sure she's happy now that its gone "viral".

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Why is this a nomination?

It would have been cool though if the alligator ate her.

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Daredevil or dumbass?

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Franky T
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Because they will kill the alligator once he eats her for doing nothing more than what alligators do. The alligator doesn't care how many "likes" she gets on Instagram.

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Nothing like a pic of hungry snapper.

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She said in the article she has worked with the alligator for three weeks and has gained its trust. That seems like sound reasoning to me. I don't think there's anything to worry about.


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Curious Hair
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Alligators are awesome and so is she, nomination denied.

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she is not hot enough so nomination supported

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Gators are pretty cool. I think if this was a croc she would've been devoured almost instantly.
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Curious Hair
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Gators are pretty cool. I think if this was a croc she would've been devoured almost instantly.

Yeah, alligators devote the majority of their tiny little brains to answering the question "is it worth it to eat this?" and as such generally won't bother a full-sized human that registers as such. Crocodiles are less discriminating and will try to drown people. Plus, this gator seems to be a rescue and has probably learned to see humans as food dispensers.

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Nas
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Nomination denied. She is a professional and this was kinda cool.

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Franky T
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Didn't end well for him ^ either.

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America
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Curious Hair wrote:
America wrote:
Gators are pretty cool. I think if this was a croc she would've been devoured almost instantly.

Yeah, alligators devote the majority of their tiny little brains to answering the question "is it worth it to eat this?" and as such generally won't bother a full-sized human that registers as such. Crocodiles are less discriminating and will try to drown people. Plus, this gator seems to be a rescue and has probably learned to see humans as food dispensers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_8SGsI2r6g

Crocs are not to be fucked with. The ones in Australia are apparently even nastier and more interested in eating humans.
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America
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTpa9j60Npg
pretty gruesome but an indication of their power.
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