I met a Pitbull yesterday. Was dropping off a thank you case of beer to one of my softball coaches and his daughter accidentally let out the two dogs.


He immediately says


Ignore him, dont even LOOK at him!


I just kinda laughed. I survived though.

Jeez, glad to hear you're ok (I mean that). A breed that will attack you over fleeting eye contact has no place in society.

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Did a Private with the nickname Pitbull pick on you in the Barracks? How do you reconcile being scared of a house pet? Should your handle be Perceived Masculinity?

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

No one in the 82nd would share a nickname with a third rate pop star. To answer your question no, I was not.

Do you enjoy seeing toddlers have their throats ripped out? When did you stop beating your wife?

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When I was a teenager a pitbull down the street attacked our family pet and nearly killed it while my mom was taking it for a walk. The dog was constantly getting loose and it had been reported several times. Shocking how that dog disappeared and no one knows what happened to it.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

So are we going to ban pitbulls and AR15-style guns?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I need my AR-15 to defend against pitbulls.

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At this point I'd trade the AR 15s for getting rid of pitbulls as long as I got to shoot one or two first.

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I've never been a dog person at all. Just the thought of having to walk in and pick up its shit makes me sick.

And Peoria Matt has a house that looks like the Jarvis house in Friday the 13th.

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Thread has now become a 'spmack' DBOTW.

Pile on.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

that video on page 2 was gold.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

The repairs have murdered our checkbook, for sure.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Those cold dead eyes....

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Well how would YOU respond if some middle aged butch broad tries to plant one?

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Dogs are not people. Just a friendly reminder. They don't actually understand many words. They certainly don't let their guard down for Valentine's Day.

I hate you for making me

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This would be best. Ban them both.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

In my experience the vast majority of dogs know zero words and just read your body language or tone of your voice.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-infa ... police-say

A reminder to #gasallpits

5 days of life then mauled to death. SAD

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Even though it's not, I picture this as joke advice.

"So, on the police report it states that while the pitbull was mauling your child you were trying to fistfuck the dog?"
"Sir, that's what the internet said to do."

Pitbulls now copycats of Chechen insurgents. Breaking into schools to murder kids.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/dog-attack-a ... icials-say

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The PitBull is Putin favorite rap artist.

bumping to bring balance to the forum.

At least this one was stabbed to death.

No charges have been filed in an apparent incident in LaSalle County where a pit bull that bit onto a person was stabbed and later died.

LaSalle Police said that a pit bull allegedly attacked another dog owned by the man bit onto his arm and the woman stabbed the pit bull with a kitchen knife multiple times.

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Two women in Buffalo Grove were attacked about a month ago by a pit. It was later put down.

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