Today I gasped in horror

. . . then almost pissed myself laughing

when I realized that I had sent my daughter's basketball coach the middle finger emoji instead of the intended "thumbs up" emoji.

I was just sending a quick response to a recent scheduling matter, and the two were right near each other I guess.

Anyhow, thought I would solicit the gallery for any similar guffaw-inducing emoji malaprops.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Anyone who uses emojis is an idiot.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

remember like 10 years ago when people called them emoticons.

Yeah I can't keep up with this shit. Now younger people will have a conversation using just emojis. I long for the days when I had to figure out what LMFAO and SMH were.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You wouldn't do that emoji to me in person.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Spoken like a man who has never been to JORR's clubhouse

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

@both of you.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

My relationship with JORR has frayed since I've last been to the Provincia or whatever it is called.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I have to go in the next few months so they can take my money.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I saw in the Little League World Series they list the kids' favorite emoji. My favorite player would be the one who says I don't use emojis. Or the one giving the finger.

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Geez, Panther has really lost his fastball.

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A student once gave me a form letter (obviously given to all of her teachers) that listed her "classroom preferences," one of which was to use "brown emojis" when referring or replying to her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4N936oDeWI

Seriously, though, everybody gets rusty, but don't get it twisted:

I'll still torch any motherfucker on here who steps on my toe wrong.

Plus this place is kinda melba toast now anyways in that we don't have a hot chick section anymore and can't post pics. That was a very nice feature - allows a man to get his hot chick fix without actually visiting a porn site - it was pure genius, really!

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Be nice!

But seriously, you used to move the meters at this place. We need a return of retro Panther is reinvigorate CFMB.

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I really think the biggest thing, though, is what somebody else said. We used to all SAY that we didn't listen to sportsradio, but now I think a lot of people really do not listen, myself included. For some reason I just really do not care about professional, college, or any sports that do not involve my kids! Probably just not enough mental real estate to hold all that interest!

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

I feel like I brought back the Old Panther. He's definitely The Hawk.

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Hawk was created Apr 2018. This was from Aug 2018.

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Kill yourself

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Seems excessive... but OK

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don't worry, he will probably think your daughter stole your phone

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

She.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

I think Bagels was going to see Accidrntal Emojis at Thalia Hall on Wednesday.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Now I understand the worry.

Hey Miss coach, can I get your cell phone number just in case there is an emergency?

(dick pic to follow)

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I think Panther is probably kind of old fashioned. I imagine he sends his dick pics through the good old U.S. Postal Service.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Bet the pic remains in good condition if it is nicely tucked between a couple of bags of skittles.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Never got into the cock pic genre. That was at least one generation after my time of schmoozing blowjobs from well-imbibed college girls by hitting called bullseyes at the White Horse Inn.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

I just grabbed them by the pussy.

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