Am I missing something? Why isn’t Murphy DHing?

Probably easier to calm your nerves in your first game with a new team if you get to play in the field a bit instead of just trying to hit.

This.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

0-1 run tonight, and someone needs to be fired in the morning. 9 games against shit teams, and already 0-1.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Great at bat by Murphy. I expect him to hit .450 as a Cub.

Contreras swings at 3 horrible pitches. Fuck you, dude. This is getting beyond annoying to rage inducing and this is the coolest and most calm season I've ever had as a Cubs fan. The Cardinals are coming. Wake up.

Thank the maker ... more than 1 run on the board.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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Haha no kidding. Felt like more a relief than anything. Let's win this.

Let’s break this open.

Good call Willlllllllllson. You were out by 89 feet.

Contreras is easiest the dumbest player on this team.

Thank you, Murphy!

You're being ridiculous. More like 70 feet.

Murphy is on another level in situational hitting than these guys.

Can that not be challenged?

edit: Len literally says he doesn't think it can be as I hit 'send'.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Hit yourself in the head more often, Contreras.

Wait til October

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Don't do it Joe. Let him finish what he started this inning.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Safe

Murphy should bat 3rd or 4th going forward. He is a situational batter.

An error on Rizzo. Lovely.

Loads the bases for a guy with 42 HRs. Whooooo-boy.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

42 rbi?

Lmao 42 HR

You whine more than a teenage, menstrating vagina

Hi, Bob

There we go. All is well in Cubdom.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Can you post it, please? Even if it doesn't meet exact requirements I think this is a special occasion.

I'll allow it.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Thank You

F—A—G

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George