So what's the brag part of this post? That you are having memory loss or you are feeling good without using alcohol?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I guess just that I get a more quiet day at work.

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Elections have consequences.

Just you and the HPLC machines.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I am higher line than that.

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Elections have consequences.

The NMR's? Damn they never let the undergrads touch those things!

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I have 7 high field superconducting magnets.

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Elections have consequences.

A lot of things now make sense.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Nobody on the board will care about this, but on Friday, I was out in San Diego attending my stepson's graduation from Marine boot camp. So proud of him... the mental and physical challenges in place are pretty insane, but he was more than willing to take it all on. He's on a 10 day leave at home now before he goes back to Fort Pendleton to do more infantry training. I am so very proud of him.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I care.

Please tell your son i say "thanks for your service!!"

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Definitely something to be proud of.

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Elections have consequences.

Absolutely.

my boy was accepted into second city's teen ensemble

The site said it is for teens with acting or improv experience, which he really has neither (took a camp in grade school years ago). He just saw the audition, thought it might be fun and tried out. He didn't expect to make it.

They asked for head shots and things like that and I'm all like wtf? He is doing this for fun, not to get a role as Excited Kid #3 in a Mcdonald's commercial.

Anyway, I'm proud of him. He has been willing to stick his neck out there in the past with some things he has done but this seems like guillotine level neck sticking to me. This will be real shows with plenty of chance for negative reinforcement and being surrounded by kids with a much different agenda. Sharks swirling my baby. Not many teens would actively seek out the chance to get wrecked with almost no other benefit than a cool entry on a college resume. Better man than me.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Could be a good thing too. If he takes it as a learning experience and just hopes to have a bit of fun here and there, it could benefit him greatly. With how many SNL alums performed at Second City, I'm positive that MANY of them suffered thru boos and heckles and had jokes totally fail.


And good stuff, newper. Semper Fi.

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That's pretty cool, Dolphin.

Your bravery in the Cubs section among the constant attacks by them must have rubbed off on him.

Also, congrats newper.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You call that bravery?

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

I consider it missionary work in a savage land

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Congrats to little GD and fatha. Aat what point did you start letting him ghost post for you to test his material?

I told him we can collaborate in writing and the little shit said that I am not funny.

You think a line like "Mope Francis" just writes itself, son?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

so GD's son goes Rogue and has a mult. Hmmm

Always glad to read about people's families doing well. Congrats Dolphin & Newper!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Congrats.

Mope Francis and The Sultan of Syrup are both really funny nicknames.

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I thought you were ignoring me? This is like you pretending to ignore Bernstein and Friends all over again.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Bought tickets to watch Blackhawks and Blues in St Louis Oct 27th. Never been to a regular season Blackhawks game before. Went to a preseason game a few years back.

My daughters are going to be crazy excited. Not telling them yet

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I don't always ignore you. Sometimes you post such garbage that I have to respond. Most of your annoying, trolling posts do get ignored though.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

My annoying posts are not ignored.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Walking to the bar tonight, saw two petite Asian women with a flat tire. 0% chance they could help themselves.

The One Post (solo) pit crew had the spare on in 10 minutes. That was pretty cool.

While i’m at it, last Saturday on the beach a guy had a massive cardiac event 30 yards from me. He didn’t make it, but me and some other dude gave him some professional caliber CPR for 7 mins till the first responders arrived. When they put him in the ambulance he was breathing and had a pulse after they shocked him. He survived long enough for his wife and son to say goodby at the hospital.