as i age, i've become more of a fly, cock only pisser where only a few years ago i was unbutton, zip, cock and balls out. today at work when i was pissing, i turned to the coworker next to me (we have 2 urinals only) and asked him how he does it. he was unbutton, unzip, cock and balls out guy.

i assume i'll have an email from HR by days end.

You eat food out of the trash at work and ask your coworkers how they take their dick out of their pants when pissing in a urinal... I'm guessing you're everyone's favorite coworker.

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3 time favorite coworker champion

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At work? It depends...am I trying to kill time, or am I actually in a hurry?

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I rub one out in the urinal.

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my coworker brought up a whole bunch of other options. 1 hand operation or 2. dominant hand or the other. pull boxers/briefs down or through port hole. so many possibilities.

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Who the fuck is taking their balls out through their fly when they piss?

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Depends on my type of boxers. I have some no fly boxer briefs now. I go over the top with those. I go through the tunnel on other boxers.

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One of the benefits of wearing shorts and boxers all year is just pulling up one shorts leg and going that route. Never have to touch anything.

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sorry, i had to do something. hawk and charlie are murdering this forum

Also true.

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I shit you not there is a guy here at work that drops his pants to his ankles. When he is done and packs away his member he backs out of the
urinal and pulls his pants up in front of everyone. He's a nice enough guy, but I just want to take him to the side and explain that this isn't
grade school anymore and he can keep his pants up. The floor is disgusting and by the end of the day I don't know how many people have
missed the urinal and created a small puddle on the ground where his pants and belt are laying. I laughed that I saw it as an option on the
poll because I thought he was the only guy doing this.

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gonna try it.

A lot of the developmentally disabled guys we work with do it that way.

hnd creating non-political content. We should all applaud these threads.

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How about this urinal protocol- at a Sox game these young dipshits like to lineup as if they're in a bank drive-thru waiting for the next available urinal rather than lining up behind each specific one. It immediately forces the line out the door and onto the concourse. This has never been the protocol in my experience. I will often shove my way past and lineup directly behind the youngest guy. But it has caused some tension on occasion with me having to explain that this is the way we do it. One drunken buffoon started motherfucking me right at the urinal. I was drunk too and I started to spin around and I swear I was going to piss on him, but my partner saved the day by threatening to beat the fuck out of the guy.

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The Hawk is the kind of guy who would get caught sucking a dick in the bathroom and be like "what? I was doing an impression of you because that's how gay your are, that's something you would do so I'm doing it to make fun of you."

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You talked about your "partner" a lot. Not that there's anything wrong with that......

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i think the standard protocol there is to wait for the next available urinal understanding that there obviously would be a longer line out the door. but where the hell is the person who just got done pissing supposed to go if there is a line of dudes behind him. You also have to factor in the idea of stage freight. Some guy with 4 guys waiting behind you might think thats waaaaaay too much pressure because now he's got all these people waiting on him. if everyone is waiting at the point of entry to the urinal area, you can take your time because rarely is someone going to be waiting long enough to realize that guy 6 out of 14 has been standing at the urinal too long.

I think you are in the wrong here.

Kind of like Cartman wanting Kyle to suck on his balls.

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I agree with JORR, and I've always seen it done when guys line up behind the individual urinals. Stage fright? Are you 8?

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Larry Craig syndrome.



I'm thoroughly enjoying his sad, grade school level comebacks, too.

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