Well, I do have a nice pair of 'carpenter pants' with a very generous fly.

You know that episode where Kramer widened the lanes? It's basically like that ... luxurious.

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This...20 plus years going to that park, and every stadium in Chicago without troughs, this is how it's done.

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i travel a ton and go to sporting events frequently, i've never seen guys form individual lines behind dudes at a urinal. thats weird.

Yup.

Though I think the last Sox game I was at that there was actually lines for the urinals was the blackout game.

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Also true...

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It is quite prevalent at the UC for Hawks games, and those places get packed during intermissions. I will admit there is a ton of pressure with a long line standing directly behind you while you try to excrete several of those expensive shitty beers. But it must be done this way.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Cubs @ Sox has it ever year, but it is still quick to get in and out.

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Probably the largest crowd I've been with in there was Sox/Yankees a couple of years back, but yeah, quick in/quick out.

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He's 100% right though.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

the out the leg of my shorts method works when i'm wearing gym shorts. at home when i piss in the yard this is what i do.

The problem at a Cub game- and I don't really blame the fans because many of them don't know- but they all jam into the front room and the second chamber with the troughs is often empty. It has gotten better lately though.

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Someday, an adventurous poster here is going to take your top ten funniest posts and put them together starting with the dumpster diving stuff. Now I'll admit the HawaiiYou girlfriend stuff was up there as most pathetic things on the board, but you have had your moments of interesting thoughts.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

am i the only person who pees in the yard when possible?

Tom Waddle does.

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Do you have neighbors? It seems weird that a grown man would lift up his shorts and piss in the yard on a regular basis. If others are doing it, then maybe I am the weird one. I do live in a Pulte....

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I've done it before, but I don't make a habit of it.

Pretty sure you are the only one here who regularly eats garbage and eliminates outside.

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Hey,I'll pee outside your house,just PM your address.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

the nearest house to me is around 250 yards away. but when i lived in a suburban neighborhood with a fence in the back it was still a common occurance. began at an early age.

it was more regular (eating food from the garbage...or other peoples plates) when i was in college and the beginning of my "adult" life. my wife has pursuaded me to no longer do it while we are out at restaurants ("they are not going to finish those onion rings hon, i'm gonna go get them") and at work i'm now in a place of leadership AND people know i'll eat it probably so they just come to me first. my wife can't stop that.

i will say once you start doing this, it will be hard to go back to not doing it. so be careful.

Insane.

It has never even occurred to me to attempt to take food off of somebody else's plate while out at a restaurant.

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Our company President goes unzip, cock out, no hands.

Usually hands on hips. It's pretty weird, but he's a weird guy.

He also walks around the office carrying imaginary suitcases (like John Wayne walking into a saloon, I suppose)

Look, the closest neighbor to my house is 3/4 away so it’s not like anyone will see me but I don’t make a habit of it if I’m at home. Around the farm? Yes, I’m not driving a mile home to take a leak.

you and my wife both.

my uncle who lives in alaska is kind of crazy. he taught me that one.

Me and your wife and 300 million others in this country.

"Kind of"

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crazy...every farmer around me pisses outside most of the time. maybe its an orion/sherrard thing.

unzip, cock out only rightfully has its crown. when one of you nancy's is sitting?

i'm assuming if you walk in he's gonna talk to you as well.

Can I get a bit more on this eating food out of the trash.

Thanks in advance to whoever helps.

Is cash okay at the urinal?

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