Couldn’t tell you but I’m not stepping out the back door and taking a piss when there is a bathroom 15 feet away. If I was wearing a sport coat maybe, I’m not a savage.

wells don't last for ever, less wear and tear on the septic. lots of benefits.

I mean you don't piss out of your balls, so why would someone whip them out when they piss?

Just get them some oxygen or something.

I probably take a leak in the yard 3 times a year.

About a year ago Mrs. Post let 4 year old Post take a piss in the backyard. Now he just thinks he can piss anywhere.

Last week at the beach I looked up and there he is just pissing all over the sand.

A few months ago my wife looked out the window at the beach and saw the kid pissing off of the deck (house is on pilings). I told her I can't fault him on that one -I do love pissing off the deck for some reason. Maybe it's the nice arc you can get on the piss stream.

keeps the weeds down

hnd proudly admits to grabbing food out of garbage cans at work and off discarded plates at restaurants, unless his wife makes him stop. I think he may be part raccoon...

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The sight of any man pissing at a urinal with his pants down cracks me up every time

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This

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usually i'm doing this unbutton, unzip, cock out only

if i know im alone ill go this route unbutton, unzip, cock and balls out

This has been a great thread

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Unbuttoning seems like a pain in the ass if you're wearing a belt...

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since most mens bathrooms are gross and my 4 year old is too short to properly pee in a normal urinal... I end up lifting him the air and he just pees in the urinal while i hold him in the air. it's pretty funny too me

I'm sure someone will come along at some point to take a golden shower all over this thing...probably The Hawk.

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hnd is quite amusing. I hope it's not a purpose built mult, but instead a semi innocent guy doing unorthodox things. Like the Dude from the Big Lebowski, it's makes you feel good knowing he is out there.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I'm reasonably sure that even The Dude wouldn't eat garbage, and knows how to stand and operate his fly for urinal purposes.

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I will cop to an occurrence at a Sox game quite a few years ago where me and Brother Post and another friend drank some 1/2 empty beers in the OF during an extra inning game because we had consumed all of our stash that we purchased right before last call.

That is probably one of my proudest and, paradoxically, least proud moments in my life.

airin em out just always seems nice.

90% of the time when I'm at my house I sit down when I piss.

Probably started happening about 5 years ago.

yeah i guess a belt would factor into this decision. as you've probably guessed, belts aren't something i'm usually sporting.

i've never let orthodoxy stop me from being me. I have no issue doing things that would normally embarrass most other people. my wife is amazed at my methodologies ("why don't you ever get sick"), my parents just shrugged. my kids are horribly embarrassed occasionally. should i live that long i feel like i'm going to be a very entertaining old person for those around me.

when selecting the fastest urinal line at the ballpark avoid lines that have either/both geriatrics and/or juveniles waiting.

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Not a mult.

I used to be an unbuckle, unbutton, unzip, pull down the brief far enough for cock guy, I think it may be due to being left-handed, the briefs' fly opens wrong. Maybe I was just too dumb to notice. It's more likely due to being hung like a tick. At some point, I began the unzip, cock only routine, which has been helpful as my waistline has exploded exponentially, making the re-button questionable sometimes .

I pee outside almost daily, usually into the feedlot or the feed room were the cows come into the barn. Probably have taken a dump out in the field once a decade, on average. I think only the first time could have been called on purpose.

Which hand do you use? I am left-hand dominant, but use my right for all evacuation moves (left holds/covers the pants).

This scenario was the genesis of the Pepe meme:

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So I am the only one who just whips it out of the top of my shorts or pants? The balls get to come with for the ride too. One swift motion... But both hands have a part initially though as you gotta pull the waistline down.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I don't even wash my hands,I use the bottom of my shirt to open the door. Un zip, piss and put my dick back in my boxers..use the shirt to exit too... No reason to touch a filthy faucet handle or soap dispenser.

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I rarely wear drawers anymore. I just lift up a leg of my shorts and go or unzip my pants and let pull out as much as needed to complete the task. Not sure why your balls should ever be pulled through your zipper. You are definitely a more courageous man than I am.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

His willingness to eat from the garbage can already cemented that one.

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hnd is a board treasure.

I probably wouldn't join in on a discarded pizza puff, though.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley