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Urinal Technique
unbutton, unzip, cock out only 15%  15%  [ 4 ]
unbutton, unzip, cock and balls out 4%  4%  [ 1 ]
unzip, cock out only 65%  65%  [ 17 ]
unzip, cock and balls out 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
pants and boxers/briefs to your ankles 12%  12%  [ 3 ]
stall and sit 4%  4%  [ 1 ]
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:46 am 
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Nas wrote:
I rarely wear drawers anymore. I just lift up a leg of my shorts and go or unzip my pants and let pull out as much as needed to complete the task. Not sure why your balls should ever be pulled through your zipper. You are definitely a more courageous man than I am.

You are not brave.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Our company President goes unzip, cock out, no hands.

Usually hands on hips. It's pretty weird, but he's a weird guy.

He also walks around the office carrying imaginary suitcases (like John Wayne walking into a saloon, I suppose)


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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Nas wrote:
You are definitely a more courageous man than I am.

His willingness to eat from the garbage can already cemented that one.


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pittmike wrote:
Is cash okay at the urinal?

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
So I am the only one who just whips it out of the top of my shorts or pants? The balls get to come with for the ride too. One swift motion... But both hands have a part initially though as you gotta pull the waistline down.


i guess my assumption was that you were wearing pants that required buttons. i think if you are wearing shorts most people do the same thing. either you are blessed enough for out the short leg, or we have to do your method. balls come out for me on that one too.
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312player wrote:
I don't even wash my hands,I use the bottom of my shirt to open the door. Un zip, piss and put my dick back in my boxers..use the shirt to exit too... No reason to touch a filthy faucet handle or soap dispenser.


in a public restroom i only wash my hands if there is someone else in there.
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312player wrote:
I don't even wash my hands
Of course you don't.

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My former partner (as JORR would say) and his cousin were flying out for a vacation, and waiting at O'Hare. They head for the urinals, leaving the proper open space between them. Guy strolls up to the middle station and, standing a couple feet away still, unfurls a feature-porn-series-worthy foot plus of man meat. He stood there holding it with both hands and each neighbor got an eyeful. The corroborating stories of the flesh firehose were awesome!
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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

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