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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:58 pm 
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Running commercials to remind souses to consume water while pickling their livers with booze. Doing the Lord's work.

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 Post subject: Re: Crown Royal
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:08 pm 
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i never understand why bartenders and everyone trying to sell you alcohol doesnt tell you this. the more water you drink the more alcohol you end up buying.

a 1:1 ratio of water to booze is a good rule of thumb to stay happy without going over the edge.

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I've been listening to our two hot country stations, trying to get to the bottom of what that's all about (it's basically twangy adult contemporary.) There's only about eight songs in rotation, but five or six of them mention Crown Royal , or "Crown" specifically.

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How do you think music has stayed a lucrative business despite the fact that nobody pays more than $10 a month for music anymore.


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 Post subject: Re: Crown Royal
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:58 am 
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I've been listening to our two hot country stations, trying to get to the bottom of what that's all about (it's basically twangy adult contemporary.) There's only about eight songs in rotation, but five or six of them mention Crown Royal , or "Crown" specifically.


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Motley Crue and Guns N Roses and Lou Reed were more nuanced about excessive intoxicants.
Trucks, girls in cut off shorts, 'dranks', the troops, etc.
It's all the same song with the same BPM and chords, just sung by different hacks/hicks.

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 Post subject: Re: Crown Royal
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 1:15 am 
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Telegram Sam wrote:
I've been listening to our two hot country stations


Do it while you still can; Big 95.5 cannot be long for this world.

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 Post subject: Re: Crown Royal
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:55 am 
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Never been a bigfan of crown. There are MANY better whiskeys out there.

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Another bartending story:

The great golfer, Ray Floyd, drank "Crown Royal mist with a twist". He would hang a bit at The Lodge when in town.

He always said "with a twist" even tho your pro tenders know any 'mist' comes with a twist.

He also owned a white Bentley with the suicide doors. His flunky gave me a ride in it once around The Street of Dreams.

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I see many these days drinking Crown Apple and Sprite. Younger ones usually.

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Crown gave me the worst hangover I've ever had...can't even stand the smell of it at this point.

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