It's like a scene out of Seinfeld. A woman in labor and there is Frank fussing about his chair. It's so uncomfortable. Nurse comes in few minutes later, "everything okay?" Frank pipes up I need a new chair this is unbearable! I can't get comfortable. Baby is born people visit/call Frank tells them all about the uncomfortable chair. Hard as a rock! I couldn't get any sleep.


Fuckin' Frank.

We don't want to complain because it's not about us but those chairs do usually suck. The secret is to purposely look uncomfortable when someone comes in so they can ask you if you want a pillow or another chair. It gets better once the baby arrives.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

C'mon Costanzo!

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Furious Coztansa has a nice ring to it

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Contractions were getting worse and worse and more itense. We thought it might be time to push. Nope. Somehow, the epidural became disconnected.

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Probably the big fucking recliner knocked it out.

This has been a great thread.

Best of luck to you and the Mrs Frank.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Name it '52'.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

BigFan is having an Eames chair and ottoman delivered to the hospital as we speak........

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Better have a guitar ready and waiting!!

Good Luck Mr.Coztansa.
Give the Mrs. a hug for me.

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

The epidural ran out and needed to be changed, so our nurse was yelling at the pharmacy.

"No, she cant wait. Shes been in labor for 18 hours. Bring it up NOW!"

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Congrats to Mrs. and Mr. Costanza.

You are so brave Frank!

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Lots of coffee, Saltines, back rubbing, hair brushing, and infomercials for me since about 2.

Might have to go with Ron Popeil Coztansa for a boy.

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Hang in there Francis.

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Im fine. Tired but thats nothing. I wish I could do more....like speed this whole process up.

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Start reading your baseball posts to her . That should do the trick .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I know you are.

I have a little experience with this myself.

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Yeah, you and Nas could field a football team

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Opposing teams. You know you have a Bears fan because he is allowing you to make it home in time for the game on Sunday.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Baby BigFan make his debut yet?

This has been a great thread.

The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.

This has been a great follow. @ Spaulding.

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@audioidkid

Silence must mean Baby Coztansa has arrived. I agree Spaulding did great work.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

If you are looking to pass some time now would be a good time to discuss a plan on how to drop the baby weight.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You are bad.

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Elections have consequences.

Spaulding is the MVP of this whole thread...I think they have to go with Spaulding BigFan Costanza whether it's a boy or a girl.

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Spaulding, dude, that is some clutch posting. Player of the month, no doubt.

Just set it, and forget it!


Career thread for Spaulding.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George