Radio Commercial For ComEd -- Father and Son cleaning out the garage. Son says let's start with this old fridge... Dad says, what are you talking about. Son says ComEd will haul it away and give us 50 bucks. Dad says you keep the 50 bucks and clean out the rest of the garage. So why would you suggest starting with something that you know has to be scheduled to be picked up? Is this like a con job from the kid planning on getting the 50 bucks locked up?

Radio Commercial for Vein Centers of America -- The paid voice lady (not an actual patient) says that her legs were feeling tired and she was over 40 so it is "par for the course, right?" Then she talks about Vein Center Clinics and how they can test for vein issues, and she took the test, and she had issues. Then she says the treatment was easy and she feels better and she can wear skirts and shorts again because her vericose veins don't show. Well, if you can see the veins in your legs, you don't really need a test for that, do you? You are embarrased to wear skirts and shorts but you don't know if you have vein disease? C'mon lady.

TV Commercial for Miller Lite -- This skateboarding guy gets a 12er and starts skating through the city, then gets on the L and goes to some party. The only problem is that when he gets this 12 pack it looks like it is 2PM out with sun shining brightly... he travels everywhere with the sun out, and then as he approaches the party, it looks like it is 7PM out. So the presumably cold beer has been sitting out for 5 hours now. Which may explain why some lady gives him a beer when he shows up instead of one he brought, but he is no hurry to get his beers into some sort of cooling agent. Hold True to common sense.

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doritos still running the "fetch" commercial, sometimes every commercial break, is like an insanity test.

Draft Kings, sick of those already. The one with the large bearded white guy is particularly annoying.

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I don't know if this has come up before, but I had the misfortune of not being able to sleep around 3:30-4 am & turned on the Score. Every break the damn Parkins' themed Sportclips commercial was played. Ordinarily I don't pay attention as they aren't targeted at me and are so bland. But upon hearing it for the fourth time, I couldn't help but wonder who would randomly go to a variety of chain barber shops to get a basic cut & on the recommendation of a guy whose general appearance screams dork? And what ad firm thinks it's a good idea to play the same commercial in such heavy rotation?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Well, spots that run overnight are usually just bonuses getting burned off. But I agree with you: Parkins shouldn't be endorsing anything that's, uh, aesthetic.

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The Pizza Hut commercial with the obnoxious girl who looks like Troy Polamalu is terrible.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I know a guy who specializes in "Am I Okay?"



Go fuck yourself, TD Ameritrade Guy

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yeah but it's a pretty accurate portrayal of an actual steelers fan.

Vaping commercials running rampant on the Score under the guise of PSAs about the dangers of vaping for kids. Clever little end-run around banning cigarette commercials.

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There is a new iPhone commercial with two girls talking to each other. I think they're supposed to be annoying, but they did too good of a job at making them so.

AM1000 has been playing a LOT of Jurko commercials for John Cicco Menswear, It's Just Lunch, and Blue Chew boner pills. All of them are an immediate PTFB. It's almost like the people at John Cicco don't want anyone to listen to their commercials all they way through.

It's funny, I think cigarette companies were criticized similarly for running anti-smoking commercials after research showed people actually took up smoking and/or smoked more after being told not to (due to some kind of psychological phenomenon).

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UPDATE: This commercial is now running on WFMT, but pursuant to FMT's no-outside-spots policy, it's just Lisa Flynn or someone dryly reading the copy.

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I've been hearing that for the last several days on WFMT! The first thing I thought of when I heard her say "Hey, stroke..." (hearing that particular copy read dryly is pretty funny) was this thread and your comment about how it sounds like they're calling the listener a jerkoff.

"The whole town is talking about the Webb boys..."

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"You're being lied to...you're being deceived..."
"By who?"
"Your nuts!"

Even worse than the first Fisher Nuts commercial.

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Two more recent ones:

Mully has been doing reads for ATT ("More for your thing...that's our thing"). They really don't make any sense. He talks about how you might use your home internet to work from home or watch sports, but let's be real---everyone already has an internet connection and does those things if they are so inclined.

Allstate has a new "100% Claim Satisfaction Guarantee." One would have to be naive to think that means they will give you everything you are asking for in your claim, but they don't even promise to give you your premiums back. They give you a premium credit upon renewal. So you can't drop them and get your money back.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

- Dad, can I watch cartoons on the tablet?

- How about we use it for your homework instead?

- Aw, man! I'm 23 years old and my dad won't let me watch cartoons on the tablet!

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The latest Progressive Insurance one with the bitch on a exercise bike.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

dickie... pole dancing...

the self proclaimed "funny grandma radio ads" fuck first american bank or whatever the fuck they care called, hit that dickie

Hey, lay off, he's dead!

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You ever make it through one single day posting here without referring to some woman you don't even know as a bitch or a whore?

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Hit it, Dickie! followed by the polka music cracks me up.

Waiteth until the end, Stephen!

No more, no more.

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The State Farm "she shed" commercials, but especially the radio version. Besides being annoying as fuck, let's just put the idea in every wife's head to usurp the last piece of the husband's 5% claim on his own personal space.

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Not a mult.

CH has KE on ignore?

A thousand times yes!

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This is probably the most irritating ad currently going...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnbQR6QUaaE

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.