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Amazing Twitter thread about the public meeting for the Hollywood-Dodger Stadium tunnel. Monorail vibes.

Also it was hilarious seeing Elon triple down on his pedophile accusation using the brilliant logic of "if he's not suing me, it must be true," only to be informed that he's about to be by the guy's lawyer.


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I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?

He invented rear windshield wipers.


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I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?


Musk? Did you see what Tesla's market value is? It is 52 Billion. He owns 19.8% of Tesla. He is an absolute genius, but not a good marketing or operations guy. Here is a critic that outlines some of his issues despite his engineering prowess.

http://www.autoextremist.com/current/2018/8/27/a-full-blown-muskian-nightmare.html

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pittmike wrote:
I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?

He invented the vaccine that causes women to get pregnant.

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pittmike wrote:
I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?


Musk? Did you see what Tesla's market value is? It is 52 Billion. He owns 19.8% of Tesla. He is an absolute genius, but not a good marketing or operations guy. Here is a critic that outlines some of his issues despite his engineering prowess.

http://www.autoextremist.com/current/2018/8/27/a-full-blown-muskian-nightmare.html

I'm really want to how many of the backlogged Model 3's are the $35k base model. A model which has not yet been produced as Tesla has realized they will lose between $5-7k on each car they produce at that price point.

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pittmike wrote:
I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?

He invented the vaccine that causes women to get pregnant.


Oh I thought it was the one that made you a jagoff. Or perhaps the treatment that cannot cure you from being an asshole? I am never sure.

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pittmike wrote:
I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?


Musk? Did you see what Tesla's market value is? It is 52 Billion. He owns 19.8% of Tesla. He is an absolute genius, but not a good marketing or operations guy. Here is a critic that outlines some of his issues despite his engineering prowess.

http://www.autoextremist.com/current/2018/8/27/a-full-blown-muskian-nightmare.html


I guess I was wondering prior to Tesla.

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
denisdman wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?


Musk? Did you see what Tesla's market value is? It is 52 Billion. He owns 19.8% of Tesla. He is an absolute genius, but not a good marketing or operations guy. Here is a critic that outlines some of his issues despite his engineering prowess.

http://www.autoextremist.com/current/2018/8/27/a-full-blown-muskian-nightmare.html

I'm really want to how many of the backlogged Model 3's are the $35k base model. A model which has not yet been produced as Tesla has realized they will lose between $5-7k on each car they produce at that price point.


I don't follow Tesla. My brother owns one and loves it. The WSJ had a full review of the Model 3 a few weeks back, and said it drives better than top end German cars (handling especially). Those cars are well balanced. But Tesla has had a ton of quality issues, and they can't produce vehicles efficiently as pointed out in that link.

Auto manufacturing and supply chain management are things that takes decades to perfect.

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pittmike wrote:
denisdman wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?


Musk? Did you see what Tesla's market value is? It is 52 Billion. He owns 19.8% of Tesla. He is an absolute genius, but not a good marketing or operations guy. Here is a critic that outlines some of his issues despite his engineering prowess.

http://www.autoextremist.com/current/2018/8/27/a-full-blown-muskian-nightmare.html


I guess I was wondering prior to Tesla.


Web software company and one of the online banks that helped form PayPal.

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Nice call TP. Here is his history.


Mr. Elon R. Musk serves as Chief Executive Officer and Founder at The Boring Company and Neuralink Corp. He founded Space Exploration Technologies Corporation in May 2002 and serves as its Chief Executive Officer, Chief Rocket Designer and Chief Technology Officer. Mr. Musk is a Co-Founder of Tesla Motors, Inc. (also known as Tesla Inc.) and has been its Chief Executive Officer since October 2008 and serves its Product Architect. He co-founded PayPal and served as its Chief Executive Officer from May 2000 to September 2000. Prior to PayPal in 1995, he Co-founded Zip2 Corp. with investments from the New York Times Co., Knight-Ridder, MDV, Softbank and the Hearst Corp. After, he served as the Chairman, Chief Executive Officer and Chief Technology Officer since March 1999, he sold Zip2 to Compaq for the largest cash deal in Internet history. He founded X.com Corporation in March 1999, which merged with Confinity, Inc. in March 2000. He served as the Chief Executive Officer of X.com from March 1999 to December 1999. He served as the Chairman of the Board at SolarCity Corporation from July 2006 to November 21, 2016. He served as the Chairman of PayPal, Inc. and Zip2 Corp. He served as a Director of Everdream Corporation and Halcyon Molecular Inc. He has been the Chairman of the Board at Tesla Motors, Inc. since April 2004. He has been a Director of Tesla Motors, Inc. since April 2004 and PayPal, Inc. since March 1999. He serves as a Director of Space Foundation. He serves as a Director of XPRIZE Foundation, Inc. He served as a Director of Perquest Inc. He served as a Director of SolarCity Corporation from 2006 to November 21, 2016. He served as a Non Executive Director of Surrey Satellite Technology Limited. In addition, he is a trustee of the X Prize Foundation and the Musk Foundation, both of which have a strong interest in promoting renewable and environmentally friendly energy technologies. Mr. Musk holds a B.A. in Physics from the University of Pennsylvania and B.S. in business from The Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1995.

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pittmike wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?

He invented the vaccine that causes women to get pregnant.


Oh I thought it was the one that made you a jagoff. Or perhaps the treatment that cannot cure you from being an asshole? I am never sure.

Dipping into the sauce a little early this morning?

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pittmike wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?

He invented the vaccine that causes women to get pregnant.


Oh I thought it was the one that made you a jagoff. Or perhaps the treatment that cannot cure you from being an asshole? I am never sure.

Dipping into the sauce a little early this morning?


Don't need a drop to have fatal wishes for you.

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pittmike wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?

He invented the vaccine that causes women to get pregnant.


Oh I thought it was the one that made you a jagoff. Or perhaps the treatment that cannot cure you from being an asshole? I am never sure.

Dipping into the sauce a little early this morning?


Don't need a drop to have fatal wishes for you.

:lol: :lol:

Don't ever change.

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Douchebag wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?

He invented the vaccine that causes women to get pregnant.


Oh I thought it was the one that made you a jagoff. Or perhaps the treatment that cannot cure you from being an asshole? I am never sure.

Dipping into the sauce a little early this morning?


Don't need a drop to have fatal wishes for you.

:lol: :lol:

Don't ever change.


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Musk? Did you see what Tesla's market value is? It is 52 Billion. He owns 19.8% of Tesla. He is an absolute genius, but not a good marketing or operations guy. Here is a critic that outlines some of his issues despite his engineering prowess.

Other way around: he's a very talented huckster but has trouble delivering the big ideas he gets people to give him money for.

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denisdman wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I never paid attention. How did this dope get billions anyway?


Musk? Did you see what Tesla's market value is? It is 52 Billion. He owns 19.8% of Tesla. He is an absolute genius, but not a good marketing or operations guy. Here is a critic that outlines some of his issues despite his engineering prowess.

http://www.autoextremist.com/current/2018/8/27/a-full-blown-muskian-nightmare.html

I'm really want to how many of the backlogged Model 3's are the $35k base model. A model which has not yet been produced as Tesla has realized they will lose between $5-7k on each car they produce at that price point.


I think he's losing that on every Model 3 at the current average price point. I've said it almost since Day 1: Tesla will never sell a single Model 3 at $35k. (They may decide to sell a token number to avoid the inevitable lawsuits, but the $35k model is pure vaporware.)

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He's going to be removed from his job sooner rather than later at this rate

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Smoking a blunt on Joe Rogan's youtube show. This guy is killing it.


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I'm about 30min into the podcast. Pretty interesting stuff.

Weed's legal in California. Who gives a shit if he takes a hit off a spliff?

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I'm about 30min into the podcast. Pretty interesting stuff.

Weed's legal in California. Who gives a shit if he takes a hit off a spliff?



Apparently his investors.


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I think he'll be all right.

Plus, if Musk isn't bullshitting about a neuralink breakthrough in a couple months, they'll all be back.

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I think 2 major execs (including one on the job for a month) resigning today played a bigger role in the sell off we are seeing. That and multiple lawsuits filed by short sellers regarding the "funding secured" tweet.

Oh and also Tesla has failed to hit the 5,000 unit a week threshold since first doing so for that one publicity stunt. Even at the lower production numbers, they are finding 80-85% of the units produced have major defects (paint chipping before delivery, panel gaps, batteries not holding charge, etc). The $35,000 model is looking like it will never be produced as Tesla is going to lose several grand on each of those models. How many of the reservations are for the base model?

The company is fucked

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I think he'll be all right.

Plus, if Musk isn't bullshitting about a neuralink breakthrough in a couple months, they'll all be back.

There's absolutely no reason to believe he's not bullshitting though.


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I'm about 30min into the podcast. Pretty interesting stuff.

Weed's legal in California. Who gives a shit if he takes a hit off a spliff?


Reports are that the Air Force is looking at the SpaceX contract, which prohibits marijuana use by anyone with security clearance. So maybe he fucked two companies now.

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Lawsuit from the cave diver is official. Also the Saudis just put a billion in a rival electric car company. Both of these developments are no doubt good for Tesla and Musk, and anyone who thinks otherwise is oblivious to the 4D chess he's playing.


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Is it still possible he murdered Grimes?

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