The halfway house at Mt. Prospect Golf Club scratches me right where I itch. Modern, utilitarian look with Kohler fixtures throughout, ample ventilation and, dare I say, a consistently fragrant smell whenever I walk in (and out).


Feels like the place to be.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Any hotel lobby bathroom.

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You travel well friend. Having spent ample time in the profession don't believe cleanliness and smelliness correlate.

The oral sex mantra

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

This. They are always pristine.

Moment of silence for the Skyway McDonald's...

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Any one of the home decor big stores - Crate & Barrel, etc.

Especially in the larger malls.

Clean, quiet, perfect for road games.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

pro tip when traveling by car: if you have to drop a deuce, don't get off at the travel plazas or fast food places, get off at a stop with hotels and use the lobby bathroom. Most of the hotels in these Podunk places are the main meeting location in the town for business and so keep a tidy shitter.

Free standing Starbucks also do the trick

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

When I used to work in the 600 W Chicago building many years ago, it was on the same floor as the Dyson company, so not only was it clean and modern, but it had one of those futuristic air dryers.

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theyre not restrooms shithead.

They're washrooms.

Public washrooms.

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I was walking to Union Station after a company function a few weeks ago and really had to drop a load. I tried a couple of places on the way (hoping to avoid the Union Station restroom), but either you needed to be a paying customer or in one case (Potbelly) the men's room was locked for cleaning. I then noticed a new place that had just opened called Vapiano's Pizza and Pasta. Not only was the bathroom open and clean, they had private toilet rooms (not just stalls, but walls to the ceiling and a wooden door). I thanked them by buying a slice for the ride home, which was excellent.

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I like those ones in IKEA where they make it look like it could be the bathroom in your house... you just need to remember to bring your own TP because they don't replenish it for some reason.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

It wouldn't help at night, but when I used to take the train there for work about a decade ago, the Corner Bakery at the Jackson/river entrance was a reliable place to drop a deuce. I'd usually pick up a pastry from there once or twice a week as a thank you.

In the Loop proper, there are a lot of good hotels along LaSalle or Wells. The Allegro, Gray, and W all have bathrooms on the second floor (for the W you have to take the stairs at the back of the lobby). A couple of the Starbucks have rennovated bathrooms for a quick piss.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

truly beautiful!

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what did u eat at the company function?

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The Holy Name Cathedral is my all-time favorite place to take a shit. That bathroom is cleaner than your kitchen, guaranteed.

I only did it the one time, but I will jump at the opportunity if it presents itself in the future.

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OK, I laughed

Are those toilets even hooked up to plumbing? Asking for a friend

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Public libraries often have pristine bathrooms in their less popular sections. This is also true in university libraries and other academic buildings, although you may encounter some odd activities taking place in these facilities if you are using them at night.

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I will say this, Purdue Memorial Union, on the 2nd or 3rd floor, had magnificent bathrooms. I would walk half way across campus to shit there when I was living int he dorms Freshman year.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Very true...back in my copier repair days, the mens room on the 4th floor of the main library at Northwestern was the best...roomy stalls, very clean. Top notch.

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Well before people like you had at it, I'm guessing.

fuck!

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fuck!

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The Palmer House hotel has a public washroom. Gone in there a few times to jack off.

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Maybe not my favorite, but if you're ever in the French Quarter....the Black Penny has the best bathroom of all...not to mention great selection of craft beers. cool bar.

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fuck!

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I'm no CHF but the best restrooms I have seen are in Europe.

*Toilet paper: Optional
*Toilet seats: Optional
*Toilet paper: Optional
*Soap: Optional
*Paper towels: Optional
*Door: Optional
*Gender designation: Optional

And don't forget the Euros. MANY are pay to play.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

The pay ones are pretty nice, especially at SNCF stations. I forget the name of the company who does them, but they are very clean and well stocked. So what, it costs you €.75...I have paid many a strangers fare so they could use the stalls. I have seen others do the same.

Its not like the USA where some 56%er has been jew-brainwashed to hate all races but his own and would sooner throw the money in a dump than give it to a despicable whitey.

Jenni's has a public washroom.

Just outside wrigley Field!

go there and take a shit!

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