Is this a real thing? It sounds made up.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I guess we'll find out around 1:22 or whatever the hell time it's supposed to happen.

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It's a day too late to save the Cubs.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

I'd be all for this if we could respond right to his personal cell phone (that he uses for classified work).

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Pulling the plug on Kavanaugh.

I hope he writes them himself.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

We are invading Iran.

The Martians are coming and they want our women!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

What's all this then?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You are getting a text in an hour.

Be on the lookout.

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The President can now send messages directly to your cell phone and there is nothing you can do about it. The first one comes this afternoon.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Nothing,just be staring at your rotary phone around 1:18 pm

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I actually joined 2008 and got a real phone a few months ago.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I still have a non-working wall phone in my kitchen. It's just there,we are used to it. I use a flip phone.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Vote Trump 2020! I'm going to block him.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Oh, those were great ... I remember having one in in a recessed niche in the kitchen wall a a hundred years ago.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Well that was exciting.

Was it good for you?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Great alert today

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Making Alerts Great Again

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Mind control experiment by the government. My head feels funny now.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I just wanna know who you’re gonna bitch at for costing you $.10 for that text

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Was hoping it would have said MAGA since it was supposed to be a presidential alert.... Sad!

A lot of people are saying that was the greatest alert of all time.

The number of people who got this alert is far more than the number well got Obama's alert

A national propaganda tool that instantly beams messages to everyone in the country regardless of whether or not you want it.

Nope I can't see this becoming a problem at all.

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The next one hopefully will be his assassination.

I didn't get an alert. SAD

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They would never abuse this.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

a text? my phone made the emergency alert sound for a good 30 seconds before i was able to grab it and notice a PRESIDENTIAL ALERT! i thought there was gonna be a new episode of the apprentice or something 2bqh

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If you like your phone number private, you can keep your phone number private.

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