I turned AMBER alerts off on my phone because I don't care about kidnapped kids so I think it stopped that one too. I got it on my work phone.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That means you're not a citizen. ICE is comin'

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Actually I find the timing quite ominous. If you have been paying attention to what has been going on the the South China Sea things are hearing up. A Chinese destroyer campaigning a couple feet of a USN frigate the other day. We have 2 carrier battle groups and at least 1 MAG doing freedom of the seas ops plus the Brits are operating a few large ship cruising near the artificial islands the Chinese maybe constructed in the past few years.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Look, folks: the, ah, the text alert was, uh, sent to, uh, all 57 states, and, uh, it said I8ADOG.

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Is anything I posted untrue?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I was on a business call and it cut out the call for a few seconds. I thought the line dropped but it came back eventually.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Yep, I got those shut off too. Take that big government!

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Everyone in the office got the text except for me. I have a European version phone

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

There is no better way to get emergency alerts out in this day and age.

Howard joked this morning that the alert will read "Melania's out of town, does anyone want to fuck?".

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Well I didn't get one, so somebody fucked up.

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the stories of this are truly incredible.

That's because no one cases if you die in a national disaster.

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Opinions vary.

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Well then they need to hire someone new.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Thank goodness it wasn't a 'very important' business call.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Brick's phone didn't get the alert. drumpf is now officially btfo, RIP drumpfies 2016-2018.

The next one of those I have will be the first.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I hate to see what he'll say about the Cubbies.

Maybe not.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Marla Collins, wow, very beautiful, almost had her in '85, I guess she didn't appreciate the blender I got her!

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I had completely forgotten about her.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-x ... story.html

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Didn't Japan kick Chiner's ass in WWII? If something started up over there, Japan would be happy to do it again on our behalf/with our support.

Not really,but nice try.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Best since DJ Red Alert.

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Could use better music for Trump's alerts, rather than the super-annoying Amber Alert/There's-a-tornado-coming-right-for-ya screech. Maybe Entry of the Gladiators by Julius Fuc(i)k would be more fitting for the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave:

https://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0

Apparently the brain dead retards on the View panicked when they got the message accusing Trump of wanting to panic people. What a selection of what a woman should never be, namely stupid, retarded, ugly, and of course, liberal.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Is the View on in the afternoon?

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Better question is why The Hawk is so easily triggered?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.