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Frank Coztansa
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Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.
I bet she hasn't heard that one before.

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Don Tiny
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I'm good for a little malt liquor.

Too easy.

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Gotta put Evergreen Plaza on that list.

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chocolate malts are outstanding. kirkwood made a fantastic one when he worked at oberweis.

floats suck. shakes are just malts without malt powder...
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.
I bet she hasn't heard that one before.

But Jason Bennetti jokes are out of bounds? Hypocrite much Flapjacks!!!?!?!
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Don Tiny
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.
I bet she hasn't heard that one before.

But Jason Bennetti jokes are out of bounds? Hypocrite much Flapjacks!!!?!?!

Like his eyes, I can go either way on the Bennetti jokes.

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Oh hell yes.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... wchPJGJ3IQ

There are a lot of dead mall vids on YT, but Dan Bell's are the best, IMO.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: @ Boyd and Don.

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a vanilla malt, properly made, is delicious. I grew up on malts.

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Carnation chocolate malt in the variety pack instant breakfast was the absolute best. Better than Jimbo Covert in his prime.

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Frank Coztansa
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Don't worry, Bob. After you've been dead for fifty years, people will still be making fun of your dumbass.

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Frank Coztansa
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An anti-melt stance just might get you uninvited to the JORR Invitational.

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 Post subject: Re: Mells
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 Post subject: Re: Malls
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Poor Evergreven Plaza didn't merit a mention.

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 Post subject: Re: Mells
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Who wouldn't? Just better get fit first, lots of pent up energy there I'm sure

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Town & Country was barely a mall, but I loved Just For Fun. Played a lot of skeeball there. Don't remember much about One Schaumburg Place except all that green glass on the facade and I think I saw the Power Rangers movie there. I miss Randhurst.

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Would.

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That would be a fun ride. I would stock up on Viagra ,IceBlue Gatorade and.wetwipes

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I am sorry you need Viagra.

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You would to in order to keep up with her.

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Hatchetman wrote:
Carnation chocolate malt in the variety pack instant breakfast was the absolute best. Better than Jimbo Covert in his prime.

They still make it. I have a box in the kitchen. Great stuff.
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That vanilla thing is so important. I can't imagine a chocolate malt made from chocolate ice cream -- it wouldn't taste right.

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