Fanboy Parkins defending himself for being a fanboy is making some pretty humorous radio.

The problem with this is Ben has won 2 Super Bowls too.

Yeah, but rape.

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How exactly is Parkins rectifying his multiple instances of "everything will be fine" during the season with this embarrassing collapse?

I'd bet it's "something-something, World Series in 2016, and I'm happy with that".

Spiegel and Parkins > McNeil and Spiegel > McNeil and Parkins

Getting the VIP treatment at SportClips, duh! Did you know he lives equidistant from two locations so he can just pop on his app and see which one has no/less wait and he's on his way? He doesn't even know what it's like to NOT get the VIP experience!

Just tell em Danny from the score sent you!

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ok this thing wanted to double post so uhhhhh. Yeah, if you need your luster with a hot towel + sports sports sports you know where to go! Added bonus if you drive a few people with Uber on your way over!

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I thought it would be humorous if at the end of the commercial he said "Just tell 'em, 'Gimme the Danny Parkins!'" and then people started showing up at SportClips with pictures of Parkins and saying they want his hair cut.



Although that kind of looks like an ad for a Kansas City LGBTQ group.

Word

The more pics of Park, the better. That's one goofy looking fucker. Then u see pics of his wife, and you know why they were made for each other, yikes.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Give me the down syndrome haircut.

I think it would be a fun game to find your doppelganger from a different race

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

"Give me the down syndrome haircut."

He's a unique guy - not many people can be that thin yet have a double chin.

In my extremely small sample size, I just don't listen anymore. I thought Parkins(and he may prove me wrong) was the rising talent, but this show just got boring(hence the lack of posts).

No hate listening, I listen to Waddle/Silvy now. I find Silvy more than Waddle to really grow on me. Not smug, no politics either side, just sports fan talk I can relate to. For me it works.

Mac just told Parkins he's very jowly for a skinny guy.

How tall is Parkins? They're now talking about Parkins fighting Bernstein (!) and Parkins said he's 6" taller than Bernstein.

Mac said he imagines that fight having lots of hair pulling and pinching.

Parkins is STUNNED that everyone seems to think Bernstein would win in a fight between them.

Jesus...Parkins just asked Charch who would win the fight and he said "You weigh, like, 28 lbs!"

Bernstein is low-key wide, he could use his low center of gravity to wrangle beanpole Parkins down if he had to

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

It is a bad pairing. I feel Speigel elevated Parkins.

I liked Spiegs and Parkins together, but Mac and Parkins is SOLID. Plus, it's worth it to have Mac back on the Score.

I'd love to hear more Spiegs.

That Donny Osmand vs Danny Bonaduce fight bit was pretty hilarious.

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Bernstein has an inchoate hatred for humanity and doesn't seem like he's too fond of himself half the time. Parkins seems like he's stoned half the time. My money's on Bernstein.

Parkins then asked if he and Mac could take down Bernstein & McKnight. Mac said "so you're asking if I think I could take down the two of them by myself".

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That entire exchange was pretty good. I especially liked this bit;

Parkins; What about me vs Grobber?

Mac; He'd just wang whip ya. Knock you out from three feet away.

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Mac is priceless.

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Elections have consequences.

Mac was like, I would whip them all, only one could have an issue with is Laurence Holmes

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

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You figure Les has to have some sort of biological adaptation to attract women while maintaining his schedule + marriage to sports. This makes sense in terms of human nature.

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"Bernstein has an inchoate hatred for humanity and doesn't seem like he's too fond of himself half the time."
This is probably the case with a lot of SJW's. Low self esteem makes them want approval and defending causes makes them feel good about themselves. Knock off 120 pounds from Dicaro and suddenly she's off twitter, not giving a shit about other people and their real or imagined slights and finally enjoying life.

Agreed.

Spiegs/Parkins was a 9.

Mac/Parkins is an 8.

Bernstein and Goff was a 1.

Bernstein and Mcknight is a 3.5.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Immediate PTFB when Parkins starts talking about Mike McCarthy.