Is it on your bucket list?

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Whipped cream off the tits, but no way would I go down below.

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Where you lick is subjective.

Whip cream titties sounds safe tho.

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A friend of mine did it at his bachelor party despite MANY trying to stop him. It was embarrassing. Of course we quietly won't allow him to live it down.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Yup, similar situation with a friend of a friend at a party I was at MANY years ago. He stopped, looked up and say, "I'm just getting my money's worth," and got right back to it. It made for an interesting evening.

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unless there are any open sores, I'd say you are good to go.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Unless he was being obnoxious and the girl was uncomfortable, why would you stop him?

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I'm not going to say because he was getting married the next day because back then that would have been a lie. I equate it to eating a hooker's pussy. It could be dangerous.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Nas humblebragging about having a white friend

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Elections have consequences.

A friend of mine is fairly convinced that he got pink eye from stripper boobies a few years back.

When i was much younger i attended a lockdown and a guy jumped on the strippers back. She flipped him and did a split on his face. He didn't bother to move either

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If that's all he got, then he should consider himself lucky.

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I have an embarrassing story about going up to Eagle River after graduating high school with two buddies. We picked up some girls from
the local Dairy Queen and we all got drunk at his cabin. Needless to say I ended up doing something like this in front of everyone with the
girl I ended up with. Never really did get to live that down as long as I knew those guys. Thankfully for me we don't hang out any longer.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Back in Korea, I nailed this 1 eyed prostitute named Hong Il-chon one night while on leave in Seoul. Turns out the filthy whore was an undercover agent for the fucking North Koreans. She started laughing and said she gave me syphilis and jumped out the window thinking she just gave me a death sentence. Well, hell, I never got anything, and she wound up giving birth to that scum sucker Kim Jong-Un.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I think I've told the story about finding out a the family of a friend in the neighborhood used to own one of the more well known private party dancer providers in the city.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Dum-Dum sucker also used as a dildo, yes I have seen it.