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 Post subject: Florida panhandle
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Next on the list of maybe catastrophically doomed, maybe mildly inconvenienced regions.
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David Muir is there. It must be big news.

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I hate panhandlers.

Get a job BUM!

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David Muir is there. It must be big news.


I hope the insurance policy on his hair is paid up.

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This is a phenomenal hurricane name.

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This one looks pretty bad as a cat 4.

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Based on all of the fatalistic predictions I am inclined to go down there for vacation now and get a deal. JK

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Media didn't give two shits about the Carolina hurricane 24 after landfall. Hell I already forgot the name of it. Must not have been enough destruction to warrant their attention.
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Media didn't give two shits about the Carolina hurricane 24 after landfall. Hell I already forgot the name of it. Must not have been enough destruction to warrant their attention.

That one was just pretty terrible for animals, livestock, and leftover whiskey tangos.

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The revenge of the 85 bears. Hurricane Mike taking Florida down!

Fuck you Dan Marino
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The revenge of the 85 bears. Hurricane Mike taking Florida down!

Fuck you Dan Marino

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https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/tropic ... cd48422fd9

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Why Hurricane Michael is a monster unlike any other


I swear wasn't the verbatim quote last month


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Why Hurricane Florence is a monster unlike any other

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https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/tropical-storm-hurricane-michael-florida/h_8e1fd163e663d2caac5f94cd48422fd9

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Why Hurricane Michael is a monster unlike any other


I swear wasn't the verbatim quote last month


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Why Hurricane Florence is a monster unlike any other

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Kinda my point. Yeah it will suck but boy crying wolf media every time.

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I mean, sooner or later there is going to be another Katrina, so where do they go from here?/
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I mean, sooner or later there is going to be another Katrina, so where do they go from here?/


The strange thing is this has little to do with anywhere but the immediate region. So the national wall to wall prior is kind of dumb. Be on red alert regionally of course but 12 minutes on ABC news in Pittsburgh is dumb.

They should get bigger numbers from the aftermath where all the viewers want to see the suffering and start blaming FEMA and <Current POTUS>.

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I mean, sooner or later there is going to be another Katrina
Nope.


https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames_history.shtml
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Alphabetical List of Retired Atlantic Names
Katrina 2005











2005.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
I mean, sooner or later there is going to be another Katrina
Nope.


https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames_history.shtml
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Alphabetical List of Retired Atlantic Names
Katrina 2005












2005.



You know what I meant, jerk
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Diane Macedo from ABC's overnight news show hosting live disaster porn stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gkbUpuCvQE
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Tight.

But wet.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
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Tight.

But wet.


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Y'all like wet buttholes?

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I was speaking to my priest the other day, and we are thinking this that this Hurricane is the Lord's punishment to the liberals who attacked the great man that is Brett Kavanaugh. You reap what you sow liberals.

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I was speaking to my priest the other day, and we are thinking this that this Hurricane is the Lord's punishment to the liberals who attacked the great man that is Brett Kavanaugh. You reap what you sow liberals.

I agree........ That the Hawk would actually say this.

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I was speaking to my priest the other day, and we are thinking this that this Hurricane is the Lord's punishment to the liberals who attacked the great man that is Brett Kavanaugh. You reap what you sow liberals.

:lol:

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I was speaking to my priest the other day, and we are thinking this that this Hurricane is the Lord's punishment to the liberals who attacked the great man that is Brett Kavanaugh. You reap what you sow liberals.


It could work if it was hitting NYC or something. Hitting the decidedly red panhandle kinda kills the joke.
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I was speaking to my priest the other day, and we are thinking this that this Hurricane is the Lord's punishment to the liberals who attacked the great man that is Brett Kavanaugh. You reap what you sow liberals.


It could work if it was hitting NYC or something. Hitting the decidedly red panhandle kinda kills the joke.



I figured a smarmy little shit like yourself would make a comment like that. Take a look at the map...looks like it's going to smack right into Gaddson County full of Crooked Hillary Supporters Image
How are those sanctuary cities going to hold up in the storm I wonder ;)


My oldest son who is more of a man that any of you will ever be and wife live right in God's country which is Clearwater which is once again protected from the wrath of this hurricane as they were last year. It's a great region, there is a large Mexican segment but they are very nice, MANY voted for Trump, and we keep them in line with local jobs at the country club and Whole Foods market, hey liberals, work, a novel concept to many.

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I was speaking to my priest the other day
and we are thinking this that this Hurricane is the Lord's
Punishment to the liberals who attacked the great man
Kavanaugh. You reap what you sow!
I think JOrr was considering this as lyrics for a possible 'Julia Child' re-write.

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