No.. you’re right, I imagine within 6 months I’d be like wtf did you do and buy myself back in. But the damn tractor that was blew a seal yesterday would be replaced with something that worked.

I'd have a guy claim it for me and then have him cut checks on a weekly/monthly basis for the rest of my life.

I already have him picked out.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I'd steal less of it than that guy would.

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You know me like that.

done!

I need 100k a year and I'm good.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I would buy myself a second health insurance policy, a bunch of travel insurance policies, and a shitload of first-class tickets around the world.

Burn off all of my vacation days and retire while I'm young.

Do you have a single sister?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

If he gave me a billion dollars and all I had to pay him was $100K a year, his single or married brother would work too.

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I would have given out enough grift to get Loyola into the Final Four but now I can save that money to buy out Jean Lenti Ponsetto's contract

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'd buy Elizabeth Shue out of her indentured servitude to Dr. Ken and have her live with me all the days of her life, except the days she was on her menses. I would build a hut at the rear of my property for her to live in on those days.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Probably restore the vocational training programs inside of CPS and buy half of South Chicago (neighborhood) to get those kids real world work experience. Probably couldn't cost more than 100 million

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I lowered myself to put $6 down.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I get in a pool at work.

I'll also play 1 quick pick.

First thing I would do is take care of my family members and close friends.

I would still live in the area due to family. Definitely build a home up north either in Northern Michigan or Door County Wisconsin on the shores of Lake Michigan. Have a bunch of toys and entertain often. I'd have the time to train and complete an Ironman triathlon. I'd fish multiple days a week and get into tournaments more. Overall, I'd just enjoy watching my kids grow up and having a stress-free life.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

You're going to need more than $1 billion for that.

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You know me like that.

Bought two tickets for each drawing including the multiplier. Total of $12 with a potential payoff of lifetime happiness. I never used to do the
multiplier thing but I happened to start last week and won $12 on a ticket with one number and the powerball with a x3 multiplier. Only costs
a buck more.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I had won $13 on a Cubs game +1.5 run line when I was in Vegas in July. I spent $12 of that on 5 Mega Millions, 1 Powerball (hey, it's $475M), and a 2-pack of Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts.

I'm not sure how somebody could win the jackpot and not die of a heart attack from the excitement. At the very least, I'd faint.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

The pop tarts aren't gonna help.

#s are out. anyone win here?

ya i won

So excluding the Megaball, my quick picks had 25 unique numbers. I matched zero. Given that I had a 30% chance of matching 1 ball with drawing 1 ball, it's nearly insulting that I matched nothing with 5 of them.

Still, I'm happy for whoever won, and if somehow nobody won, I'm good for another $10 next week.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

just read if you win you only get 500 mil. 50 percent goes to uncle sam. what a rip.

I think 30% goes to Uncle Sam and 20% goes to time.

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You know me like that.

Rollover.

1.6 BILLION dollars.

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Not a mult.

When is the next drawing?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Tuesday I think.

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Don't act like you haven't bought 100 tickets and took Wednesday off for the celebration.

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I could really chrome out the combine with these winnings....

Finally worth playing.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah, 1 billion didn't really interest me, but now that it's 1.6... now we're talkin'.

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I don't think I matched a single number. I'll still probably get $4 or $6 worth for Tues.

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