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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:21 am

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UPDATE, 10/22 8:30am:

I will not be accepting any contributions after Noon Central Time today, Monday, October 22, 2018.

The fund and the allocations will be locked in at that time.

We have a good chunk of change already.

Good luck to us all.

UPDATE - This is for the Mega-Million next draw on Tuesday. Deadline to invest is Noon Central Time on Monday 10/22/18 after which I will buy tickets prior to that day's drawing and post the numbers here.

The allocation will be based on what you contributed divided by the total amount purchased. All amounts and totals and the numbers that I purchase online via Quickpicks will be posted prior to the drawing as well.

Send your contribution via PayPal to cfrcast@gmail.com - named to Ken Noisewater.

Also, after sending the money, PM me here to let me know who you are and what you contributed.

I feel like I'm about to get into a legal nightmare but LET'S DO THIS!!

Any money that is won in an individual drawing that totals less than $501 will be reinvested for the next Mega-Millions drawing and that will continue until the total won on a single draw meet or exceeds $501 or the money is gone from losing.

Go.

NO MULTIPLIERS.

Any winning sums over $500 will be taken in the lump sum payment option.

I'm in for $40 currently in this group but I might add some more.

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Figured it might need a new thread. I'm up for it.

$10 minimum investment.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

We should have a Board ticket. Pool 50 guys and buy $1,000 online.

Would anybody do this? I'm not going to go to the effort with no buy-in.

We have some time. I'd setup a PayPal account for it. Collect money until Noon on Tuesday and then post the numbers here with the allocation based on money contributed. I'll probably buy the tix online.

Anything that is won under $1000 will be reinvested with the same allocations until the money is gone.

You would just confirm your contribution via direct message on the site here.

If we get 10 people or so, I'll start the process.

Full disclosure - I've already bought about $30 worth and I'm keeping all that if I win. That's why I'll post the numbers. I'll buy everyone here a beer if I win lonesome-style. Good guy.

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Last edited by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater on Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:09 pm, edited 9 times in total.

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Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:27 am

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I'm a pathological gambler... I'm down!

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:30 am

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Can we get one or more of these shysters that post on here to draft a document to protect the rural/vulnerable folks like me in the impossible event we would win? I only have so much acreage for the shallow graves of my enemies should I get cheated out of my hard-earned booty.

I'm in a 12 person group at work, we've won $500 a couple of times and rolled it back in. We're due to win this time...

I think the $1K target is bit high- the odds are no better at $1K than $200, technically.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:32 am

K Effective wrote:

There's no $$ target. I was just throwing numbers out there.

I'm flexible on the reinvestment limit also. I just don't want to process a $3 payment to someone.

Never done this before so I'm not sure what is typical.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:37 am

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Okay, I thought you were suggesting 10@$100 ea.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:41 am

I will throw in a $10 minimum.

By that I mean each person needs to invest at least $10, not that I'm throwing in $10 for anyone.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:42 am

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Can you loan me a hundo?

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:43 am

1000 CLUB

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Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:08 pm

100000 CLUB

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:14 pm

K Effective wrote:

Can you loan me a hundo?

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:15 pm

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Is this for lottery?

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:17 pm

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HawaiiYou wrote:

Is this for lottery?

It's the investment account for the new radio station.

I'm in, Doc.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:22 pm

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Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:25 pm

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In for 10

Edit: Sent from kddidit email

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:26 pm

Alright. Let's do it.

I'll put payment details in the original post.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:38 pm

Details to participate have been added to the original post.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:08 pm

Currently at $160.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:17 pm

100000 CLUB

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In, but probably wont get the $ donated til Monday

If we win, were taking the lump sum.

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America

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:58 pm

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I'm in. can i pay now

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:03 pm

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I'm in because I have an irrational fear that you will win and I will miss out. I will PayPal soon.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:05 pm

FYI - your $$ donation will be listed publicly. No way around it to have full disclosure.

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America

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:06 pm

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I think there should be some spending projects that we everyone who chips in can agree are a priority in the event of a win

-fix stupid multiposting issue
-make the site a little better for phones, but not at the expense of puters
-buy brick a prostitute
-get IMU's teeth fixed

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:07 pm

Won't be using real names on the website (unless you want me to, playa).

I will list your contribution under your board name.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:16 pm

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Are we going to cap the number of tickets bought to live to fight another day or blow the whole wad on Tuesday?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:18 pm

Mr. Reason wrote:

Are we going to cap the number of tickets bought to live to fight another day or blow the whole wad on Tuesday?

My thought was to blow the wad. But that's always my thought.

My thinking was with more tix we are more likely to win some amount of money and just keep reinvesting until it goes away.

But, I'm open to some suggestions. Final decisions are mine.

There will be no "buy-ins" after Noon on Tuesday CT, 10/23/18. I don't plan to dedicate my life to being a Fund Manager.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:36 pm