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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:18 pm

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We could buy a kilo of blow and just keep turning that over until we get to $1billion.

That's probably a better investment

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:19 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

We could buy a kilo of blow and just keep turning that over until we get to $1billion.

That's probably a better investment

Nobody said this was a good idea.

I immediately regret it. But....we're doing it!!

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IMU

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:40 pm

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In for $20

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:45 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:50 pm

For the record, we are doing the cash payout.

No chance that I live for another 20 years.

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Ron Wolfley

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:04 pm

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Was binging The Office this afternoon. The episode where the warehouse wins the lottery was on when I decided to check the site and came across this thread.

I'm in for $20.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:12 pm

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If we get too many more contributions, I'll need to up my own. No way I'll be able to live off of only $10M.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:18 pm

IMU wrote:

If we get too many more contributions, I'll need to up my own. No way I'll be able to live off of only $10M.

Everyone is free to increase their contribution until Noon on Tuesday.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:20 pm

I'm already trying to figure out the best way to post these numbers.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:24 pm

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Peoria Matt

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:28 pm

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I'm feeling good about this.

I may have to contact H.R. and request the retirement booklet.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:04 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

I'm feeling good about this.

I may have to contact H.R. and request the retirement booklet.

I put my resignation in just after I hit send on PayPal. It’s in the bag.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:12 pm

Mr. Reason wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

I'm feeling good about this.

I may have to contact H.R. and request the retirement booklet.

I put my resignation in just after I hit send on PayPal. It’s in the bag.

I put my resignation in just after you hit send on PayPal as well.

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:15 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

I'm feeling good about this.

I may have to contact H.R. and request the retirement booklet.

I put my resignation in just after I hit send on PayPal. It’s in the bag.

I put my resignation in just after you hit send on PayPal as well.

Looking good, Dr. Noisewater.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:20 pm

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newper

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:27 pm

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May Todd Sauerbrun bless us in our efforts.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:39 pm

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In for $20.05

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leashyourkids

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:40 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

In for $20.05

If we win, you're just never gonna wear clothes again, huh?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:45 pm

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FavreFan

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:50 pm

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Is there a minimum contribution? I really only need like a mil and I'll be set.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:52 pm

FavreFan wrote:

Is there a minimum contribution? I really only need like a mil and I'll be set.

$10.

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KDdidit

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:56 pm

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Everyone’s stealing my money. Dennis better not put up $1k.

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newper

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:58 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

Everyone’s stealing my money. Dennis better not put up $1k.

The benefit of being at $16 is that I can feel better when we lose that I didn't put in $20, but if I win, I feel better that I didn't put in $10. Also I honor Blanda in a way which I think he wouldn't care about.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 6:00 pm

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newper wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Everyone’s stealing my money. Dennis better not put up $1k.

I just assumed you had some sort of OCD.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 6:01 pm

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Good thing my paypal note said “For weapons grade plutonium,” so it’s all going to get confiscated anyway.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 6:01 pm

I think I'm going to start buying tickets now.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 6:02 pm

KDdidit wrote:

Good thing my paypal note said “For weapons grade plutonium,” so it’s all going to get confiscated anyway.

I noticed. Thanks for that.

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newper

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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 6:04 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

I just assumed you had some sort of OCD.

Certainly a possibility regardless.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 6:06 pm

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Google says plutonium cost $4k a gram, so might as well just go with the lotto tix.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 6:09 pm

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newper wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

I just assumed you had some sort of OCD.

Certainly a possibility regardless.

You and me both. Kinda upset I didn't contribute 18 or 27.

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