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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:15 pm 
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Looking forward to becoming the 25th wealthiest person on the board after the 24 board members on that list win. :wink:

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:18 pm 
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How many tickets you guys figure will even have one number correct? Maybe 5?
I had 5 quick picks last week and matched a total of 0 numbers.

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I think our odds are now 1 in 774,359.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:22 pm 
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There are supposedly only a little over 2000 billionaires in the world. Let's be generous and assume that there are a lot more semi-billionaires.

If there is only 1 winner, (s)he will probably be one of the 5000 wealthiest people in the world.

And it'll probably be the elderly mother of a meth addict in rural Ohio.

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Just had the conversation with the wife on the alliance and trusted doctor. I further vouched for you being a good guy because Mr Burns is your avatar. My wife firmly believe I'm retarded and you are Nigerian.

Thanks for doing all of the actual work. Take 100K from my winnings as a tip, kind sir.


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you are Nigerian.


I might be.

I haven't ruled it out yet.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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you are Nigerian.


I might be.

I haven't ruled it out yet.

I think you look more Rwandan.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:38 pm 
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On Wednesday morning, we will see this thread started; WIN DR MUTASSIM BILAL ADETOKUNBO'S MONEY

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When we win the first thing I'm gonna do is set up a Gofund me page for the poories who only invested $10.

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:lol: Yeah. How would they manage with only $11.5 million? Even after taxes, you're still probably taking home $4 or $5 mil.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I think our odds are now 1 in 774,359.


Great odds

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Nas wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I think our odds are now 1 in 774,359.


Great odds

(Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky's Hall of Fame odds.

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On the very slim chance we don’t win the Mega-Millions and someone else does and we win something less than $500, can we just put it in the Wednesday Powerball since that’s at $650 million instead of the next less lucrative MM?


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:09 pm 
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shakes wrote:
When we win the first thing I'm gonna do is set up a Gofund me page for the poories who only invested $10.


IF we fail to win then the winner will likely be someone who spent $2 and they're already a millionaire. We needed a CFMB Lottery Analytics guy.

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On the very slim chance we don’t win the Mega-Millions and someone else does and we win something less than $500, can we just put it in the Wednesday Powerball since that’s at $650 million instead of the next less lucrative MM?


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Any money that is won in an individual drawing that totals less than $501 will be reinvested for the next Mega-Millions drawing and that will continue until the total won on a single draw meet or exceeds $501 or the money is gone from losing.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:16 pm 
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KDdidit wrote:
On the very slim chance we don’t win the Mega-Millions and someone else does and we win something less than $500, can we just put it in the Wednesday Powerball since that’s at $650 million instead of the next less lucrative MM?


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Any money that is won in an individual drawing that totals less than $501 will be reinvested for the next Mega-Millions drawing and that will continue until the total won on a single draw meet or exceeds $501 or the money is gone from losing.


I should have made it higher. Even a $600 win will require a bunch of $7 payouts.

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Lotto machines down all over the QCA right now.

If I win I will defiantly throw at least on party for you schmucks.

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Lotto machines down all over the QCA right now.

If I win I will defiantly throw at least on party for you schmucks.

I'm good thanks.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
On the very slim chance we don’t win the Mega-Millions and someone else does and we win something less than $500, can we just put it in the Wednesday Powerball since that’s at $650 million instead of the next less lucrative MM?


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Any money that is won in an individual drawing that totals less than $501 will be reinvested for the next Mega-Millions drawing and that will continue until the total won on a single draw meet or exceeds $501 or the money is gone from losing.


I should have made it higher. Even a $600 win will require a bunch of $7 payouts.

What would be the threshold at which everyone would just get their money back? If you set it there I would approve. I imagine everyone else would as well.


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America wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
On the very slim chance we don’t win the Mega-Millions and someone else does and we win something less than $500, can we just put it in the Wednesday Powerball since that’s at $650 million instead of the next less lucrative MM?


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Any money that is won in an individual drawing that totals less than $501 will be reinvested for the next Mega-Millions drawing and that will continue until the total won on a single draw meet or exceeds $501 or the money is gone from losing.


I should have made it higher. Even a $600 win will require a bunch of $7 payouts.

What would be the threshold at which everyone would just get their money back? If you set it there I would approve. I imagine everyone else would as well.



$780

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IMU wrote:
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Lotto machines down all over the QCA right now.

If I win I will defiantly throw at least on party for you schmucks.

I'm good thanks.


:lol:

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Fortunately since we are going to win this isn't a concern.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
On the very slim chance we don’t win the Mega-Millions and someone else does and we win something less than $500, can we just put it in the Wednesday Powerball since that’s at $650 million instead of the next less lucrative MM?


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Any money that is won in an individual drawing that totals less than $501 will be reinvested for the next Mega-Millions drawing and that will continue until the total won on a single draw meet or exceeds $501 or the money is gone from losing.

I know that, that’s why I suggested playing for 650 million instead of 40.


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I vote yay on both amendments.

• Reinvest winnings that total less than the $780 it would take to break even.

• If those small winnings do not exceed $780, play Powerball instead of Mega Millions.

...unless Ken MD says there is some complication to point #2.

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I'd like you guys to buyout the Score if this happens. Then put the following line-up on air:

5-9: The Bear and the Hair- Join local conspiracy theorist, Beardown, along with his creative media critic partner Curious Hair live daily from Beardown's basement. The show is produced by the girl chained to the furnace.

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1-6: Rogue and Red- The drive home is full of Doritos when Big Red is challenged by Bad Rogue. Guest appearances by Keyana. All are guilty until proven innocent.

6:-10: Dinner Mults- Juan Bad Hombre and Long Time Gay rail on illegal immigration and NBA ratings among other uninteresting topics. El Gordo Camps stops by for a burrito.

10-5: No Kids Allowed- Hosted by chas.

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Cashing out 780? If we don't win it all, take my $20.05 and donate it to Autism Speaks or just keep rolling in to the next set of tickets. If I'm going to get $100 or more, I'll take the payout.

But, I don't want to be difficult. Whatever ends up being easiest or I'll side with the majority.

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Before we get into a lot of back and forth.

All re-investment will be in the Mega-Millions drawings.

In the event that we win $780 or more, all funds will be paid out.

If we win a smaller amount of money at any point and you want a payout, I will allocate your portion of that drawing's winnings to you and pay it out at your request as long as the request is done no later than 12 hours prior to the next Mega-Millions drawing via PM here or a message on Paypal.

If you do not make that request, I will continue to reinvest for the next drawing for the balance of all funds until the money is gone.

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I can not wait for the lawsuits

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Before we get into a lot of back and forth.

All re-investment will be in the Mega-Millions drawings.

In the event that we win $780 or more, all funds will be paid out.

If we win a smaller amount of money at any point and you want a payout, I will allocate your portion of that drawing's winnings to you and pay it out at your request as long as the request is done no later than 12 hours prior to the next Mega-Millions drawing via PM here or a message on Paypal.

If you do not make that request, I will continue to reinvest for the next drawing for the balance of all funds until the money is gone.


Good leadership, Doc. Shut the rabble-rousers down right away.

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