Has anyone thought about how we can "win the press conference" in the event we actually win?

In order to protect our privacy we could all show up dressed at Ditka.

I'd planned to give Frank an extra $52.

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You know me like that.

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We have to Get. In. Front. Of. This.

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Do we have any Really. Smart. People.

Nude man wins lottery. Film at 10.

(((Really.Smart.People)))

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If we win, I say we allocate $50,000 a piece to Lil Danny and Spiegs to conduct our press conference with us.

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Then about 2 minutes in Boyd and Don Tiny lay them out with folding chairs and it turns into a 80s NWA promo.

Fuck it, 1 minute in. No one should have to listen to those twats talk for 2 minutes.

I think we should pay David Haugh to do the press conference while Dan Bernstein sits next to him and critiques his questions.

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Alright. Last 20 tickets. 410 in total.

I think we're done here.

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What was that site/service where Bernsie would record messages for people? That was an odd one, but you guys could avail yourself of that service. For instance, have Bernsie tell your employers that you are quitting and wish them good luck in finding a WAR level person.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

There ya go, start writing out your cameo's for Bernsie to read. It's like that project in school about writing your own obituary. But this will be more fun as you can tell your employer and hated co-workers to shove it.


".....oh yeah and one final thing, I was the guy that didn't flush the toilet after gorging on Chipotle."

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I sent Bernsie something say at that site. They declined my payment and submission.

I don't remember what it was exactly. But, it was nothing clearly offensive.

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I did the same thing for like $20 and he declined.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

We're gonna throw some fire first, then a chair shot.....motherFUUUUcker

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10/24/2018

To all my valued nurses, admin staff, and patients:

As you are likely aware by now, I hit the jackpot. No longer will I have to tolerate the catty nurse station or the secretary Pinterest surfing all day long. I won't miss the tampon littered rest room or week old tuna concoctions in the frig. Mr. Adams' bad breath or (((Mrs. Green's))) unshaven legs. Slow paying HMO's to never paying Illinois Medicaid. Patients who forget appointments when I could have been on the golf course. Sickly callers on holidays and vacations. Drug sales reps. Packed waiting rooms. Hearing people cough and sneeze. Wrinkly backsides.

I hope you understand there is one thing I will miss. Hot pregnant women BOOBS!

Good riddance to you all. I would wish you well, but I frankly I just don't care anymore.

Doctor Ken from South Beach

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Hawaii (fuck) You

10/24/18


Dear Clients, fellow attorneys, judges;

FUCK OFF FOREVER!

Sincerely,

Shakes

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Don't forget it is customary to tip the IT guy 10% of your winnings.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Have we won yet?

10pm Central.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Just a formality at this point.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

As an update, I suppose I'll get notified pretty quickly on the online tix if we won something, but I'm not checking 165 paper tickets tonight. I'll try to hit up a barcode scanner tomorrow.

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Also, I won't be throwing away any of those paper tickets for a year. Just in case.

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Send your plane down to hartfield Jackson Atl around midnight for pick up. I’ll be there around 2 to join the festivities.

did we win all this money

Of course we did.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

nice