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Flight from Houston to Detroit departed today at 12:25 PM.

Stepped up to the vacant bag check kiosk at 11:45 AM to check my bag. Was presented with a document that I can’t check my bag and need to talk to an agent.

Long story short, I watched that 12:25 flight take off, me and my bag will be on the 4:27 flight, and I am for the most part hammered.

I know FAA regs and all, but come on.


There seem to be some missing chunks of info here...


Not allowed to check a bag under 45 minutes of departure. Cannot fly on a separate flight from your luggage.

One Post + 3 hours to kill at airport = bombed.


Well that makes sense.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
One Post wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
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Flight from Houston to Detroit departed today at 12:25 PM.

Stepped up to the vacant bag check kiosk at 11:45 AM to check my bag. Was presented with a document that I can’t check my bag and need to talk to an agent.

Long story short, I watched that 12:25 flight take off, me and my bag will be on the 4:27 flight, and I am for the most part hammered.

I know FAA regs and all, but come on.


There seem to be some missing chunks of info here...


Not allowed to check a bag under 45 minutes of departure. Cannot fly on a separate flight from your luggage.

One Post + 3 hours to kill at airport = bombed.


Well that makes sense.


Terrible sense, terrible sense.
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One Post + 3 hours to kill at airport = bombed.

You and PittMike need to throw down tonight.

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One Post + 3 hours to kill at airport = bombed.

You and PittMike need to throw down tonight.


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sjboyd0137 wrote:
One Post wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
One Post wrote:
Flight from Houston to Detroit departed today at 12:25 PM.

Stepped up to the vacant bag check kiosk at 11:45 AM to check my bag. Was presented with a document that I can’t check my bag and need to talk to an agent.

Long story short, I watched that 12:25 flight take off, me and my bag will be on the 4:27 flight, and I am for the most part hammered.

I know FAA regs and all, but come on.


There seem to be some missing chunks of info here...


Not allowed to check a bag under 45 minutes of departure. Cannot fly on a separate flight from your luggage.

One Post + 3 hours to kill at airport = bombed.


Well that makes sense.


Terrible sense, terrible sense.


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One Post wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
One Post wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
One Post wrote:
Flight from Houston to Detroit departed today at 12:25 PM.

Stepped up to the vacant bag check kiosk at 11:45 AM to check my bag. Was presented with a document that I can’t check my bag and need to talk to an agent.

Long story short, I watched that 12:25 flight take off, me and my bag will be on the 4:27 flight, and I am for the most part hammered.

I know FAA regs and all, but come on.


There seem to be some missing chunks of info here...


Not allowed to check a bag under 45 minutes of departure. Cannot fly on a separate flight from your luggage.

One Post + 3 hours to kill at airport = bombed.


Well that makes sense.


Terrible sense, terrible sense.


Yeah, but you know...homeland blah blah blah 9/11 was bad.

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One Post wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
One Post wrote:
Flight from Houston to Detroit departed today at 12:25 PM.

Stepped up to the vacant bag check kiosk at 11:45 AM to check my bag. Was presented with a document that I can’t check my bag and need to talk to an agent.

Long story short, I watched that 12:25 flight take off, me and my bag will be on the 4:27 flight, and I am for the most part hammered.

I know FAA regs and all, but come on.


There seem to be some missing chunks of info here...


Not allowed to check a bag under 45 minutes of departure. Cannot fly on a separate flight from your luggage.

One Post + 3 hours to kill at airport = bombed.

Airport drinking for 3 hours = big $. Are you going with the double shot for a dollar more?

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Flight from Houston to Detroit departed today at 12:25 PM.

Stepped up to the vacant bag check kiosk at 11:45 AM to check my bag. Was presented with a document that I can’t check my bag and need to talk to an agent.

Long story short, I watched that 12:25 flight take off, me and my bag will be on the 4:27 flight, and I am for the most part hammered.

I know FAA regs and all, but come on.

Rather have the long story long

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
One Post wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
One Post wrote:
Flight from Houston to Detroit departed today at 12:25 PM.

Stepped up to the vacant bag check kiosk at 11:45 AM to check my bag. Was presented with a document that I can’t check my bag and need to talk to an agent.

Long story short, I watched that 12:25 flight take off, me and my bag will be on the 4:27 flight, and I am for the most part hammered.

I know FAA regs and all, but come on.


There seem to be some missing chunks of info here...


Not allowed to check a bag under 45 minutes of departure. Cannot fly on a separate flight from your luggage.

One Post + 3 hours to kill at airport = bombed.

Airport drinking for 3 hours = big $. Are you going with the double shot for a dollar more?


Leash paid for my drinks.
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A few months ago my hair dresser retired. Today I called to make an appt with my Dr...she retired. I'm losing some of the most important people in my life!
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A few months ago my hair dresser retired. Today I called to make an appt with my Dr...she retired. I'm losing some of the most important people in my life!

I'm still here.

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I'm not retiring but I'm hoping to get hit by a train or a meteor soon.

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Had a really hot hygienist clean my teeth on Thursday. Mid 20s, perky, petite blond who smelled fantastic. She had a festive gait that was just cute as hell. I have good teeth but I still don't want attractive females rummaging around in my mouth. Then the dentist came in and I never had her before. She was moderately attractive.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
One Post wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
One Post wrote:
Flight from Houston to Detroit departed today at 12:25 PM.

Stepped up to the vacant bag check kiosk at 11:45 AM to check my bag. Was presented with a document that I can’t check my bag and need to talk to an agent.

Long story short, I watched that 12:25 flight take off, me and my bag will be on the 4:27 flight, and I am for the most part hammered.

I know FAA regs and all, but come on.


There seem to be some missing chunks of info here...


Not allowed to check a bag under 45 minutes of departure. Cannot fly on a separate flight from your luggage.

One Post + 3 hours to kill at airport = bombed.

Airport drinking for 3 hours = big $. Are you going with the double shot for a dollar more?


Love when they ask that. :lol:

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Nardi
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DAC wrote:
Had a really hot hygienist clean my teeth on Thursday. Mid 20s, perky, petite blond who smelled fantastic. She had a festive gait that was just cute as hell. I have good teeth but I still don't want attractive females rummaging around in my mouth. Then the dentist came in and I never had her before. She was moderately attractive.

Great complaint. One time I found an envelope full of money. It was only $180 though.

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Nardi wrote:
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Had a really hot hygienist clean my teeth on Thursday. Mid 20s, perky, petite blond who smelled fantastic. She had a festive gait that was just cute as hell. I have good teeth but I still don't want attractive females rummaging around in my mouth. Then the dentist came in and I never had her before. She was moderately attractive.

Great complaint. One time I found an envelope full of money. It was only $180 though.


It was just a story with a mild complaint. Sorry it didn't meet your thread criteria.

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DAC wrote:
Had a really hot hygienist clean my teeth on Thursday. Mid 20s, perky, petite blond who smelled fantastic. She had a festive gait that was just cute as hell. I have good teeth but I still don't want attractive females rummaging around in my mouth. Then the dentist came in and I never had her before. She was moderately attractive.

Great complaint. One time I found an envelope full of money. It was only $180 though.


It was just a story with a mild complaint. Sorry it didn't meet your thread criteria.

It met and exceeded the criteria. Great actually meant great.

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This exchange has given me a boner lasting more than four hours, so I am off to see a doctor.

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This exchange has given me a boner lasting more than four hours, so I am off to see a doctor.


Speaking of boners and doctors/dentists, my buddy's wife is a dentist. I found a great porn video of a woman who looks just like her. I sent him him the link and he loved it.

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On tonight's episode of non sequitur theater,

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I was looking for the complain about something nobody cares about. This site needs to get active topics back to the original order. If you don't read the politics section ( like me) ignore it. Ya big pussies.



Can ya just bump the thread? Please


Here you go ya daft incompetent bastard.

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DAC wrote:
newper wrote:
This exchange has given me a boner lasting more than four hours, so I am off to see a doctor.


Speaking of boners and doctors/dentists, my buddy's wife is a dentist. I found a great porn video of a woman who looks just like her. I sent him him the link and he loved it.


share that shit

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I have high blood pressure and usually check it once or twice a week. With one med and watching my salt, I've had it at normal levels for probably the past year... doesn't get any higher than 130/85 ever. Today I had a headache and was feeling a little tense, so I figured I'd check my BP. I went to Walgreens and bought a new wrist monitor because my old one is in bad shape. Once I got it to work, it showed my BP as 220 over 120! So I freaked out and drove myself to the ER. My headache started getting worse, my vision blurred, and I was panicked that I was going to have a stroke or something.

So I get to the ER and put on a robe and they hook me up to all their shit... I had my head down and swore I couldn't see straight and was in terrible shape.

So the nurse takes my BP and starts laughing. I was like "what's funny?" She tells me my BP is 128 over 82. I told her that couldn't be right. She checked again... even lower. The machine I bought was an inaccurate piece of shit, and I freaked myself out enough to believe that I was having all these crazy symptoms.

Luckily the ER didn't charge me. I'm gonna sue the manufacturer.

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Best friend from HS and best man in my wedding hanged himself over the weekend. We fell out of touch a number of years ago, but this fucking hurts.

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Best friend from HS and best man in my wedding hanged himself over the weekend. We fell out of touch a number of years ago, but this fucking hurts.


Yikes. Sorry dude. Any idea why?

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I have high blood pressure and usually check it once or twice a week. With one med and watching my salt, I've had it at normal levels for probably the past year... doesn't get any higher than 130/85 ever. Today I had a headache and was feeling a little tense, so I figured I'd check my BP. I went to Walgreens and bought a new wrist monitor because my old one is in bad shape. Once I got it to work, it showed my BP as 220 over 120! So I freaked out and drove myself to the ER. My headache started getting worse, my vision blurred, and I was panicked that I was going to have a stroke or something.

So I get to the ER and put on a robe and they hook me up to all their shit... I had my head down and swore I couldn't see straight and was in terrible shape.

So the nurse takes my BP and starts laughing. I was like "what's funny?" She tells me my BP is 128 over 82. I told her that couldn't be right. She checked again... even lower. The machine I bought was an inaccurate piece of shit, and I freaked myself out enough to believe that I was having all these crazy symptoms.

Luckily the ER didn't charge me. I'm gonna sue the manufacturer.

Leash has high blood pressure. Now THAT'S something we never saw coming.
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Best friend from HS and best man in my wedding hanged himself over the weekend. We fell out of touch a number of years ago, but this fucking hurts.


Sorry for your loss.

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I have high blood pressure and usually check it once or twice a week. With one med and watching my salt, I've had it at normal levels for probably the past year... doesn't get any higher than 130/85 ever. Today I had a headache and was feeling a little tense, so I figured I'd check my BP. I went to Walgreens and bought a new wrist monitor because my old one is in bad shape. Once I got it to work, it showed my BP as 220 over 120! So I freaked out and drove myself to the ER. My headache started getting worse, my vision blurred, and I was panicked that I was going to have a stroke or something.

So I get to the ER and put on a robe and they hook me up to all their shit... I had my head down and swore I couldn't see straight and was in terrible shape.

So the nurse takes my BP and starts laughing. I was like "what's funny?" She tells me my BP is 128 over 82. I told her that couldn't be right. She checked again... even lower. The machine I bought was an inaccurate piece of shit, and I freaked myself out enough to believe that I was having all these crazy symptoms.

Luckily the ER didn't charge me. I'm gonna sue the manufacturer.


You need to stop arguing politics on the Internet. Glad you are well.
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