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Ron Wolfley
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat
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oh crap, I just realized that I am going to be at the office on Wednesday. I usually make a point of avoiding the office that day.

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Dressing up as Indian or maybe in blackface should be good for a few laughs no?

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I managed to schedule my first colonoscopy on Wednesday morning, I can't seem to convince my wife to paint my ass like a jack o'lantern...
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K Effective wrote:
I managed to schedule my first colonoscopy on Wednesday morning, I can't seem to convince my wife to paint my ass like a jack o'lantern...



Put it out there on Craig’s list. I’d imagine you can find someone who would pay you to do it...
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Go as a 'veiled threat' ... wear a bridal veil and carry an AK-47 around.

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Don Tiny wrote:
Go as a 'veiled threat' ... wear a bridal veil and carry an AK-47 around.

:lol:
He could also go as the north side of a south bound horse.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
oh crap, I just realized that I am going to be at the office on Wednesday. I usually make a point of avoiding the office that day.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nice! :lol:

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Here is one that will go well with the ladies (and HR) at work! :)

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I think we can all agree that Don Tiny would make one helluva slutty nurse.

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Tall Midget wrote:
I think we can all agree that Don Tiny would make one helluva slutty nurse.
He is the board's part time gynecologist.

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Tall Midget wrote:
I think we can all agree that Don Tiny would make one helluva slutty nurse.


I thought that was his profession.
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whistler
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polster wrote:
Here is one that will go well with the ladies (and HR) at work! :)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I thought at first maybe it would be a picture of a dick on the box.

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Ogie Oglethorpe
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whistler wrote:
polster wrote:
Here is one that will go well with the ladies (and HR) at work! :)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I thought at first maybe it would be a picture of a dick on the box.

Do we know for sure that it isn't?

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Do we know for sure that it isn't?



what, do u see dicks in ur sleep every night?

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