Survey results I saw today had it right behind the circus peanut. I think you really have to go searching after circus peanuts these days, but for some reason candy corn remains somewhat available. I guess because if you put out Reese's Pieces, they would be gone too quickly.

Hmmm. Maybe. What band are these?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I've always tried to give stuff a first and second chance, and at the very least stash it away on the external hard drive because it's not like I can't afford to use up the space, but I downloaded an Einsturzende Neubauten album once and decided "nah not gonna bother."

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I don't know yet. I just looked him up and he seems to be an extremely Jewish Tom Waits. I'll give him a try, what the hell.

Top 5 worst candy

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

More of a Sun Ra vis a vis Rip Taylor kind of thing.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

You guys would probably be all over some sweaty vag and you’re complaining about candy corn

Candy corn is the worst thing ever.
No wait.
The worst thing ever is that peanut flavored shit fuck in the black and orange wrappers.

HIGH POINT, N.C. — A North Carolina city has “banned” a classic Halloween candy because “no one likes them,” according to WGHP.

Last week, the City of High Point posted to Facebook and Twitter that the “City of High Point Emperor of Acceptable Candy” — which, apparently, is a real thing — has banned peanut butter kisses on Halloween.

The city posted: “Alright everybody, we’re giving you a one-week notice as you prepare for trick-or-treaters to remind y’all that by order of the City of High Point Emperor of Acceptable Candy (it’s a real thing), these are banned. No one likes them, don’t give them out.”

Son, they’re gonna beat on your white ass like it’s a rented mule

Son, they’re gonna beat on your white ass like it’s a rented mule

If there were a bowl of Candy Corn in front of me, I would gladly eat it.

Not as good as those little sugar pumpkins though.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

These are actually quite good...

Spot on

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

No way.

Candy corn is awesome.

I'm also a huge fan Orange and Cherry Slice candy as well--anything by Brach's, really, is gonna be pretty good.

No way.

Candy corn is awesome.

I'm also a huge fan Orange and Cherry Slice candy as well--anything by Brach's, really, is gonna be pretty good.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

If there were a bowl of Candy Corn in front of me, I would gladly eat it.

Not as good as those little sugar pumpkins though.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Yeah, those pumpkins are real good. Another fine Brach's product!

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)