My kids bring back 3 pounds of candy and not a single Reese's Pieces!?!?!

WTF is wrong with you candy-asses out there?

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Blame it on all the kids with food allergies.

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To be fair, I saw about a dozen different Reese's varieties featured a lot more than Pieces at the stores around me. Ghosts, pumpkins, snack size, fun size, white chocolate ghosts, white chocolate pumpkins, glow in the dark ghosts, pieces stuffed peanut butter cups, etc.

I wonder who America would blame it on?

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Full disclosure - I didn't give out any either but I try not buy anything that I know I will eat all of them prior to Halloween.

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Its is truly amazing the amount of candy my 3 kids brought back this year.

48 pounds!

Totally smoked our previous record of 39.

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Plenty of Reese's Cups, pieces not so much.

I gave out the best candy.

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GO BEARS!!!

Dr. Ken + E.T. = MATCH

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With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

LMAO when I read that...

“Disappointment goes in. Reese’s cups come out,” according to a video from the candy corporation.

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I needed this as a child.

Reese’s pieces are terrible.

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How many pieces of candy do you give out per kid?

I always give 2 at least. 1 feels like not enough.

Handful. Ususally around 4-5

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They get one piece of the shitty, hard as a rock 'Pal" bubble gum and then get screamed at to get off my lawn.

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pretty much there are only 2-3 candy companies left. all the variety is gone.

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Yup.


Definitely not anymore. The fun size has shrunk like 50%

You're terrible.

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Neither child got Reese's Pieces. Plenty of PB cups.

Hank very wrong on the Pieces.

Hank and Kirkwood are just nuts.

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yar.

Reese's peanut butter cups are perfection; a creation by the Gods. Reese's Pieces are the Gods' dribble shits

Yep

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By the way I found a new treat I liked as a Reese's guy. Bite size peanut butter Snickers.

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Kirkwood is wise. He knows what’s what.

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Arrogant and brilliant. I wonder what the exchange rate is for candy corn?

Yes

A million times yes. Those are awesome.

The only two Reese's things I can't stand are the mini peanut butter cups (peanut butter has the consistency of sand) and those abortions known as Reese's Ghosts...fucking white chocolate.

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Probably a similar rate to converting Papiermark during the Weimar Republic to one USD.

I thought this thread was gonna be about childhood obesity and diabetes.

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Yes. Those are outstanding. Zero of them handed out last night.