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whistler
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:05 pm 
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...other than toilet paper.

You have run out of toilet paper, or you are stuck in the middle of nowhere and have to take a shit, with no toilet paper in sight.

What did you use to wipe your ass?

Paper towels? Kleenex? Cardboard? Maybe you borrowed Chet Coppock's Fur Coat's toilet brush? Fuck, maybe you chopped down a tree and manufactured toilet paper all by yourself?

What things have you used to wipe your shit-stained ass when there was no toilet paper around?

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The stars and bars.

Do you carry one of those around with you?

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Baby McNown
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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit?

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Mr. Reason wrote:
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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit?

A Shitposting Halfwit would be an upgrade for him.

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The stars and bars.

Do you carry one of those around with you?


No I took one off a coworkers car at the Atlanta airport.

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Mr. Reason
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The stars and bars.

Do you carry one of those around with you?


No I took one off a coworkers car at the Atlanta airport.

Never took you as a thief.

Sad.

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Mr. Reason
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Get him, Reader!

Up yours.

He’s an admitted thief.

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Baby McNown
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:35 pm 
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Half is generous.

Once again, how would you know? You have me blocked and your life is better for it.
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Baby McNown
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:36 pm 
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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

I’ll take Catchphrases From the Senile for 300 Alex.
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Baby McNown
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:37 pm 
Darkside wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit?

Can you just hurry up and die in a fire?
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Mr. Reason
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Baby McNown wrote:
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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

I’ll take Catchphrases From the Senile for 300 Alex.

I’ll take lame responses from Halfwits for $500.

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Darkside
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Baby McNown wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit?

Can you just hurry up and die in a fire?

Is this the extent of your capability to retort with wit and poise?
Hmm.

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Mr. Reason
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Darkside wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit?

Can you just hurry up and die in a fire?

Is this the extent of your capability to retort with wit and poise?
Hmm.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. They don’t call him Baby MaHalfwit for nothing.

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Baby McNown
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:01 pm 
Darkside wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
Darkside wrote:
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Baby McNown wrote:
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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit?

Can you just hurry up and die in a fire?

Is this the extent of your capability to retort with wit and poise?
Hmm.

For wastes of oxygen like yourself? Absolutely.
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat
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Why do you think I have a toilet brush?

That's what refugees are for.

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Mr. Reason
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Why do you think I have a toilet brush?

I’ll take that as a rhetorical question.

I don’t really want to know why.

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Baby McNown wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit?

Can you just hurry up and die in a fire?

Is this the extent of your capability to retort with wit and poise?
Hmm.

For wastes of oxygen like yourself? Absolutely.

How do you know for sure I'm not a plant and actually creating oxygen?

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Big Brane
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The OranEYEzation That Eats AND Wipes ASS??
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The OranEYEzation That Eats AND Wipes ASS??

:lol:
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Don Tiny
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Baby McNown wrote:
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Baby McNown wrote:
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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

I’ll take Catchphrases From the Senile for 300 Alex.

I'll take my bit back, Alex.

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Darkside
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Don Tiny wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
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They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

I’ll take Catchphrases From the Senile for 300 Alex.

I'll take my bit back, Alex.

Cmon man. You know he cant think of anything original. Cut him some slack.

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