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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:32 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Baby McNown wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Baby McNown wrote:

Leash

They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing.

I’ll take Catchphrases From the Senile for 300 Alex.

I'll take my bit back, Alex.

Cmon man. You know he cant think of anything original. Cut him some slack.

You know I don't wear pants ... why would I have slacks?

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 1:31 am

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I spent a month in the Alaskan wilderness. There was no tp. I’ve blocked out the events but I tend to recall the options being smooth stone or moss.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:14 am

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The handi wipes in my boat are not for getting fish slime off your hands.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:24 am

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Location: Far East 'burbs.
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The Sears catalog was conveniently placed in the outhouse here.

I carry a handkerchief for multiple possible purposes, and a ziplock baggie of TP in each truck and tractor.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:38 am

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I used to carry 2 pair of gloves while duck hunting back home in Arkansas, a thicker pair for warmth and a thinner pair to shoot with. The thinner pair did not make it back home one time.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:28 pm

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Jack Brickhouse just found this thread and rose from the dead.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:31 pm

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Another man's shit smeared cock.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:42 pm

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The $100,000 Pyramid's toughest Winners' Circle subject to date.

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:47 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Another man's shit smeared cock.

Ladies and gentleman here we have the Burrito mult.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 11:51 pm

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Free Ajent wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Another man's shit smeared cock.

Ladies and gentleman here we have the Burrito mult.

I bet the real Burrito mult is steaming that he didn't come up with that one.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:31 am

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In AIT, the school you go to after basic training, I woke up one morning with the bubble guts but we had a PT test that morning. Thought I had it all out of my system until the second leg of the 2 mile run. With a little over half a mile left I realized I wasn’t gonna make it. Ran off the course to the tree line, took off my shoes and socks and squatted against a tree. Got back on the course and finished the 2 mile test without socks and still passed even with the unexpected detour. From what I can remember I’ve pretty much always used toilet paper besides that one.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:39 am

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FavreFan wrote:

Anyone else have stories that never happened?

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:49 am

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FavreFan wrote:

With a little over half a mile left I realized I wasn’t gonna make it. Ran off the course to the tree line, took off my shoes and socks and squatted against a tree.

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Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:27 am

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In the middle of a marathon run, I had to duck into a corn field and use corn husks to wipe with.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:30 am

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Back in my bachelor days I took a big dump and realized I didn't have any toilet paper or paper towels. I had to grab an old t-shirt. When I was first dating my wife, she came over to my house and brought her own toilet paper. :lol:

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:20 am

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

she was willing to fuck you even though u had a dirty ass? thats disgustin'

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:31 am

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Back in college, Halloween, and I’m dressed as a Smurf. We leave a party, en route to the bar. I can’t hold it and end up shitting in some bushes. Had to use leaves.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:12 am

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whistler wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

she was willing to fuck you even though u had a dirty ass? thats disgustin'

T-shirts actually work better than Charmin, dumbfuck.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:18 am

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

whistler wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

she was willing to fuck you even though u had a dirty ass? thats disgustin'

T-shirts actually work better than Charmin, dumbfuck.

You never switched back to tp?

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:30 am

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Like El Duce says "smell my anal vapor"
And wipe my butt...with your Fucking Face!

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:42 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

whistler wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

she was willing to fuck you even though u had a dirty ass? thats disgustin'

T-shirts actually work better than Charmin, dumbfuck.

Yep. What do you think I did with my HY shirt after the golf outing? :wink:

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It's more fun to be a victim

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:06 am

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Printed out copies of whistler posts.

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:30 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

whistler wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

she was willing to fuck you even though u had a dirty ass? thats disgustin'

T-shirts actually work better than Charmin, dumbfuck.

Yep. What do you think I did with my HY shirt after the golf outing? :wink:

100% cotton!

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:51 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

I used to carry 2 pair of gloves while duck hunting back home in Arkansas, a thicker pair for warmth and a thinner pair to shoot with. The thinner pair did not make it back home one time.

Picture nodding gif here. Good to see your waddling self hawger.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:15 pm