I'm bringing a sack of raw potatoes tomorrow. Hopefully my cousin is good with mashing them.

Was the waitress wrong to assume they wanted separate plates? Was the couple wrong for sending it back?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Mr. Fancy-pants over here

This didn't involve me but I witnessed it up close.

I was having breakfast at Lou Mitchell's at the counter and sat next to a young hipster couple who told the waitress they were going to split an omelet. After a short wait, the server brought them their food. The omelet they ordered had been cut in two and placed on separate plates (if you've eaten at Lou's, you know the portions are huge, so it almost looked like two full entrees). I thought the waitress had done her job well and was trying to be accommodating.

Not only did the couple think otherwise, they were seriously offended that the waitress had the food put on separate plates. They went on about how they wanted to pick the food from the same plate because it was more intimate and that the waitress was ruining their experience. Although the waitress didn't not want to remake the food, they refused to accept it and it was ultimately sent back to be redone.

Was the waitress wrong to assume they wanted separate plates? Was the couple wrong for sending it back?

This didn't involve me but I witnessed it up close.

I was having breakfast at Lou Mitchell's at the counter and sat next to a young hipster couple who told the waitress they were going to split an omelet. After a short wait, the server brought them their food. The omelet they ordered had been cut in two and placed on separate plates (if you've eaten at Lou's, you know the portions are huge, so it almost looked like two full entrees). I thought the waitress had done her job well and was trying to be accommodating.

Not only did the couple think otherwise, they were seriously offended that the waitress had the food put on separate plates. They went on about how they wanted to pick the food from the same plate because it was more intimate and that the waitress was ruining their experience. Although the waitress didn't not want to remake the food, they refused to accept it and it was ultimately sent back to be redone.

Was the waitress wrong to assume they wanted separate plates? Was the couple wrong for sending it back?

This didn't involve me but I witnessed it up close.

I was having breakfast at Lou Mitchell's at the counter and sat next to a young hipster couple who told the waitress they were going to split an omelet. After a short wait, the server brought them their food. The omelet they ordered had been cut in two and placed on separate plates (if you've eaten at Lou's, you know the portions are huge, so it almost looked like two full entrees). I thought the waitress had done her job well and was trying to be accommodating.

Not only did the couple think otherwise, they were seriously offended that the waitress had the food put on separate plates. They went on about how they wanted to pick the food from the same plate because it was more intimate and that the waitress was ruining their experience. Although the waitress didn't not want to remake the food, they refused to accept it and it was ultimately sent back to be redone.

Was the waitress wrong to assume they wanted separate plates? Was the couple wrong for sending it back?

That couple is awful. You're the asshole for not telling them to fuck off knowing the waitress wanted to but wasn't able to.

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

This didn't involve me but I witnessed it up close.

I was having breakfast at Lou Mitchell's at the counter and sat next to a young hipster couple who told the waitress they were going to split an omelet. After a short wait, the server brought them their food. The omelet they ordered had been cut in two and placed on separate plates (if you've eaten at Lou's, you know the portions are huge, so it almost looked like two full entrees). I thought the waitress had done her job well and was trying to be accommodating.

Not only did the couple think otherwise, they were seriously offended that the waitress had the food put on separate plates. They went on about how they wanted to pick the food from the same plate because it was more intimate and that the waitress was ruining their experience. Although the waitress didn't not want to remake the food, they refused to accept it and it was ultimately sent back to be redone.

Was the waitress wrong to assume they wanted separate plates? Was the couple wrong for sending it back?

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

I've told this story before, and it has become something of a board meme.

MANY years ago, I was at Binny's getting two things for a Super Bowl party my wife and I were going to the next day-- A 30 pack of High Life, and a bottle of wine. The woman in front of me was smokin', and the cashier was trying his absolute best to flirt with her and she was having none of it. Her transaction was complete, and he commented to me how smitten he was with her. I put my two items on the counter, and he says my total, $8 and something. He was so flustered and awe struck from the hot girl that he only scanned the wine. I pay the total he tells me, take both of my items, and walk out.

Death is more than they deserve.

This couple would have found much more sympathy at CFMB had they been Somalis who tried to steal the omelette.

I rarely troll.

You're the asshole for bringing low quality wine to a party.

"You know what this party needs? Cooking sherry!"

This couple would have found much more sympathy at CFMB had they been Somalis who tried to steal the omelette.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

This couple would have found much more sympathy at CFMB had they been Somalis who tried to steal the omelette.

Show me in that thread where anyone said anything positive about those customers?

So much projection in that thread.

I wouldn't call it projection. Some of us were simply puzzled by guys who would normally be strong supporters of the workingman (woman) suddenly spouting corporate jargon.

Do you really think anyone was AGAINST the worker?

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Getting in line behind anyone over the age of 60 is asking for trouble. Asshole status confirmed.

Did you consider just throwing at single dollar and saying "It's on me, Happy Holidays!"

The waitress went above and beyond. Though she probably should have asked them if they wanted a second plate.

File this in the "No good deed goes unpunished" bin.

I thought splitting an entree means it comes on two plates unless otherwise specified. I thought this was universally understood.

mm-hmm...it's understood, universally.

I thought splitting an entree means it comes on two plates unless otherwise specified. I thought this was universally understood.

See, THIS is where your waitressing qualifies as expertise.

Thanks brother. I identified as a stoner though, please don't lump me in with one binary gender.