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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 8:21 am 
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I didn't know where to put this, and I didn't feel like starting a new thread. I just thought this text exchange between my wife and I was was funny.


Mrs F; can you get hole milk instead of 2%?

Me; wont the carton leak then

Mrs F: ? no. Just get hole

Me; But if its hole milk it will spill all over the fridge

Mrs F; Spill? wtf do u mean

Me; Oh, you want WHOLE milk

Mrs F; Your such an asshole.


Imagining the consistency and aroma of "hole milk" is very distressing.

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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 8:38 am 
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I didn't know where to put this, and I didn't feel like starting a new thread. I just thought this text exchange between my wife and I was was funny.


Mrs F; can you get hole milk instead of 2%?

Me; wont the carton leak then

Mrs F: ? no. Just get hole

Me; But if its hole milk it will spill all over the fridge

Mrs F; Spill? wtf do u mean

Me; Oh, you want WHOLE milk

Mrs F; Your such an asshole.

:lol:

Was your next text: *You're

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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 8:40 am 
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I didn't know where to put this, and I didn't feel like starting a new thread. I just thought this text exchange between my wife and I was was funny.


Mrs F; can you get hole milk instead of 2%?

Me; wont the carton leak then

Mrs F: ? no. Just get hole

Me; But if its hole milk it will spill all over the fridge

Mrs F; Spill? wtf do u mean

Me; Oh, you want WHOLE milk

Mrs F; Your such an asshole.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 8:48 am 
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:lol: It should have been "you're" but I left it alone. I'm not a grammar dick on text messages. I did like how she put the period after asshole though. She was very assertive and correct about that.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I didn't know where to put this, and I didn't feel like starting a new thread. I just thought this text exchange between my wife and I was was funny.


Mrs F; can you get hole milk instead of 2%?

Me; wont the carton leak then

Mrs F: ? no. Just get hole

Me; But if its hole milk it will spill all over the fridge

Mrs F; Spill? wtf do u mean

Me; Oh, you want WHOLE milk

Mrs F; Your such an asshole.

:lol: :lol: Delightful.

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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 4:49 pm 
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I'm always entertained by stories of people with no business trying to climb Mount Everest dying. The amount of people who basically just pay a Sherpa to take them to the top, without training themselves, is amazing. Some 85 year old just died at base camp trying to break the record for oldest to climb it. Now this guy was an actual climber, so he had that going for him, but 85? Maybe he died doing what he loved or something.


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I'm always entertained by stories of people with no business trying to climb Mount Everest dying. The amount of people who basically just pay a Sherpa to take them to the top, without training themselves, is amazing. Some 85 year old just died at base camp trying to break the record for oldest to climb it. Now this guy was an actual climber, so he had that going for him, but 85? Maybe he died doing what he loved or something.



I've always wondered why the Sherpa's aren't credited w/ the Mt Everest climbs. I"m sure the sherpa got there first before Edmund Hillary but white privilege won out on that one.


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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 8:51 am 
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Took a look at Ronnie Woo Woo's Wikipedia page and started crying laughing when I read this:

Wickers was treated and released from Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical center after being hit by a car after a Cubs game on April 18, 2005. He has since recovered. Upon leaving Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical center he was struck by another vehicle and was released on April 29, 2005.

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Took a look at Ronnie Woo Woo's Wikipedia page and started crying laughing when I read this:

Wickers was treated and released from Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical center after being hit by a car after a Cubs game on April 18, 2005. He has since recovered. Upon leaving Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical center he was struck by another vehicle and was released on April 29, 2005.

2005.

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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 9:01 am 
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Nas wrote:
Took a look at Ronnie Woo Woo's Wikipedia page and started crying laughing when I read this:

Wickers was treated and released from Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical center after being hit by a car after a Cubs game on April 18, 2005. He has since recovered. Upon leaving Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical center he was struck by another vehicle and was released on April 29, 2005.

I heard they didn't have to run the sirens... Ronnie just Woo-Woo'ed loudly from the back of the ambulance.

(Thank you, I'll show myself out...)

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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 9:09 am 
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Nas wrote:
Took a look at Ronnie Woo Woo's Wikipedia page and started crying laughing when I read this:

Wickers was treated and released from Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical center after being hit by a car after a Cubs game on April 18, 2005. He has since recovered. Upon leaving Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical center he was struck by another vehicle and was released on April 29, 2005.


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I got a message at work yesterday from a "DO NOT REPLY" account telling me I had some expired chemicals checked out in my name. I forwarded the message to the lady in charge of the chemicals and she replied shortly thereafter. The way GMail handles email conversations, it listed the people in the conversation as "Do, Me, Jill"

I found this extremely amusing. The coworker I showed it to thought it was the dumbest thing he has seen all day.


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Robert Goulet is my cousin.


Heard '(There's No Place Like) Home For the Holidays'. I couldn't remember if you were related to him or had the grandma that had relations with someone on Bozo.


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Spaulding wrote:
Furious Styles wrote:
Robert Goulet is my cousin.


Heard '(There's No Place Like) Home For the Holidays'. I couldn't remember if you were related to him or had the grandma that had relations with someone on Bozo.

Time Traveling Bunny’s Grandma was the one that fucked Bozo, IIRC.

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Know your CFMB posters!

This would be a great thread idea.

Which poster had explosive diarrhea in the Skyway McDonalds ladies restroom?

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Spaulding wrote:
Know your CFMB posters!

This would be a great thread idea.

Which poster had explosive diarrhea in the Skyway McDonalds ladies restroom?

Degen Dave?

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Bob Goulet, that's not talented

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Well I just watched the end of the Legend of the Drunken Master. It is funny Jackie Chan at his finest and funniest for me at least.

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Bob Goulet, that's not talented

He was awesome on them ESPN Big Monday commercials

Big Monday is here again;
lots of primo games on the tube again.

School night, schmool night...better watch it or I'll give you a pop quiz right in the kisser.


These commercials have made me laugh for a long time. I still sing them all the time at home My kids are like, "Who is Dean Smith? Who is Bobby Knight? Where's dad's medication?"


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I find this last IL election funny....this state is completely screwed and everyone voted in the Madigan army to put gas on the fire.

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tommy wrote:
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Bob Goulet, that's not talented

He was awesome on them ESPN Big Monday commercials

Big Monday is here again;
lots of primo games on the tube again.

School night, schmool night...better watch it or I'll give you a pop quiz right in the kisser.


These commercials have made me laugh for a long time. I still sing them all the time at home My kids are like, "Who is Dean Smith? Who is Bobby Knight? Where's dad's medication?"


:lol: :lol: That is terrific!

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