Appropriate in this case. Crazy parents are setting their kids up for a tough life

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Abcde? What in the fuck is that?

Is she related to Marty Feldman?

That little girl better have a 6 pack rocking the name ab-city.

Maybe I told this story before but one of my clients has 3 daughters named April, May, and June.
When their youngest, a boy was born, they named him Jason. It stands for July, August, September, October, November.
I dont know what their plan is for the next kid if needed.

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The replies in that link are awesome. She doesn't seem too bright.

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That's a million times better than ABCDE. That parent should be mocked.

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GO BEARS!!!

They are. I don't even know which one is my favorite.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I've run into a few strange names in the insurance business, notably:

BJ Freemore
Dick Gobbler
Dick Kneeder

For the life of me, why wouldn't these folks use a different first name?

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I imagine that I would have laughed too despite trying my best not to. I wouldn't have posted a picture on social media but I would have taken a photo because no one would have believed me if I told them that someone named their kid ABCDE.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

When you burden your child with a stupid fucking name like Abcde, you have to understand that there will be people that laugh at your kid.

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At least it is easy to spell.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It could keep me entertained for hours.

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Imagine a teacher looking down at the name on the first day of school.

Teacher: Michael Jones
Michael: Here!
Teacher: Karen Wilson
Karen: Present!
Teacher: WTF!? Ummm...ABCDE?
Classroom:
ABCDE: It's Ab city
Teacher: No, it's ABCDE.

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GO BEARS!!!

Exactly.

Are you working with autistic adults?

Good call by skittlez

I wouldn't do it but it is clever.

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I thought it was fairly inneresting.

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- Henry George

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ROFL, that is awesome!

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Obviously it would be "DJ" (December, January).

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IS IT ALL CAPS? Or just a capital A?

PRONOUNCE MY NAME IN ALL CAPS, PLEASE.

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You know me like that.

Look at that. The girls get one month each and the boy gets 5. The patriarchy in action.

After DJ they can adopt Mac FM.

I wish someone would have named shamed my parents more. My aunt tried, it didn't work. I'm sure everybody thought it was weird but how do you tell a parent that name sucks?

In this case, it seems pretty easy.

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Went to college with a great gal named Lauda Miles. Name was intentionally given to be a play on words.

I went to high school with a guy named Richard Rash. Poor fella, he was also really nerdy and covered in acne. Thinking back, surprised he didn't either kill himself or shoot up the school given the abuse he took.

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Better than Hitler I guess

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