For not being dogs.

Put this gay ass shit with the craft beer burritos

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you've been very silent in the HW Bush thread. Interesting. You been paid off?

I'm glad he's dead, bad guy, bad family, evil greedy shitbagz

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And members of Evil Greedy Shitbagz.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Cats are cool.

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Yes they are. I’ve got two, a 14 yr old male and an 18 yr old female.
The male is showing his age. He’s had a tough life. Used all of his nine lives. Used to be 15 lbs of muscle. Now he’s only about 9 lbs. The female is in great shape. Looks like she’s 5 yrs old.

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No.
I fully believe Darko and his cat stories of coolness and entertainment. That is the exception, not the norm. 9 out of 10 cats are self-centered assholes.

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Maybe. My friend always says "cats are dicks" and they can be. Cats tend to treat you like you treat them. So if you play with them a lot and talk to them a lot they're very vocal and playful with you. Which is nice. I mean is it odd that I'm 2 for 2 with the friendly cool cat? Nah it's how they're raised.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Cats WAR is awful.

The musical sucks.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Seems like females live longer. At least mine did. Although my best bud snowshoe cat lived through 3 moves spanning over a thousand miles and lived to be 16. I still miss the hell out of him.

Glad you’ve had some long lasting kitties. My buddy had one live to 18 but he had a rough last year. He was an awesome cat too.

Chauncey is the male. He’s been hit by a car, had six serious abcesses from fights and has lost all his teeth. He’s a tough old bastard. He’s like a dog. He will come when you call him and can have a conversation with you, a very cool dude. If we have a group of people over, he can pick out the one who is most allergic to cats. He will go right to them and pester the shit out of them. I’ll miss him when he’s gone.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

HawaiiYou + Pat Fitzgerald = MATCH!

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that's awesome. my cat was like a dog too. he always came when you called and even though he was quiet (only really meowed when he was hungry) he would look at you when you talked to him and seemed like he listened. he even tried to go running with me one night. had a rabies scare and had to be in a cage for a few weeks after a really bad bite. but he got through that.

they really do become part of the family and it's like a loss of any family member when they go.

He’s an indoor/outdoor cat. He’ll look at me and I’ll ask him if he wants to go out. He’ll run to the door. I’ve already prepared myself for the time I let him out and he doesn’t come back. It’ll be a sad day.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I had one exactly like that. Never had a litter box and actually let my then year old niece try to ride him without even scratching her. He just walked with her to my room to stop her.

Made it to 15, probably because we never got him fixed or declawed. The day he died, I was bringing cans of tuna and salmon for a proper final few meals.

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We have a 19 year old cat amongst other cats. We got him shortly after moving to the farm. I can’t believe he’s still alive but Red Fred keeps plugging along with his asthma and everything. He’s one of the many cats that do not appreciate how I walk but as he’s aged he’s at the “Don’t give a fuck” stage of life. I’m not a cat person but a few have been nice to have around.

Chauncey was the same way. Any kid who came to our house could do anything to him and he would not react. Pull his tail, pull out his hair, it didn’t matter. He would take it. He’s a good old dude. I’ll be sad the night he doesn’t come back. He’s sitting on my chest as we speak. Call me gay, but I’ll miss Chaunce when he’s gone.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

My favorite cat of all time, OF ALL TIME, was this big old white cat with piercing blue eyes that our handyman Keith had given us.

So, we named it Keith Cat. He was a massive cat.

One day, he was gone. We didn't see him for months. Some friends of ours from 20 miles away swear they saw Keith Cat.

Then, about 6 months later he came strolling back to the farm. He was scratched up and part of his ear was missing but he was still the Cock of the Walk. He'd seen some things. I loved that cat.

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Land rich farmers and their cats don’t impress anyone. 10-12k an acre?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Yes, rich farmers. If I had a nickel for every time we were called that....

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You’d be able to buy a case of craft beer.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

No respectable craft beer is available by the case.
Growlers and 1/5th barrels.

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I use to be freinds with an alley cat many years ago.

Not just any alley cat, the way it looked was majestic.

It had the bluest eyes you'd ever see on a animal or human.

It had white fur and an olive face.

It looked straight out of Cleopatra times.

I have no idea of the breed but it befriended everyone in the neighborhood.

One of the neighbors took it in but they moved away many years ago.

Pretty sure they gave the cat a good life.

That was an interesting story.

It reminded me of a cat I knew years ago.

It was completely insane.

We called it coke cat

Because it acted like it was coked to the gills all day long.

It was gray and white.

Looked like it had been hit by a bus.

Someone fed it.

Maybe it just ate rats from around the pond

I'm not sure

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I actually have two alley cats I regularly feed. One in particular after she killed a mouse and paraded it around for a minute as I was sitting on my deck with a book and a cocktail.

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Honestly dude feeding ferals is a really bad idea.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I actually tamed a wild cat once. Took me a whole Summer.

Shows how boring my life was that I had that much patience.

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There's always a house in everyone's neighborhood that keeps feeding feral cats.

We have one old lady that does this.

I guess they keep the rats out of the neighborhood.