Often times chicks dont give u pussy when theyre mad at you.

But how about the reverse?

Have u ever fucked a chick/girlfriend/wife that was pissed off at you?

How was the sex, and how did u manage to fuck her while she was on the warpath?

Once I fucked a girlfriend that was mad at me but wouldnt tell me why. She was just silent.

But when I brought her to the couch, she didnt hesitate. I fucked her. She was silent during and after the fucking. She literally just sat there quietly lying on the couch without a word.

She was mad at me but deep down she wanted me to fuck her.

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you really never know with women. sometimes when they act like they are mad at you they really aren't mad at you, but when you think you're good with them they are plotting your total destruction. in either case they will likely have sex with you, but obviously in pursuit of very different ends.

Can't live with 'em, can't totally liquidate 'em.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Did this get you started on your necrophilia career?

Somewhat similar. She just laid there so I put it on pretty thick like it was the greatest fuck of my lifetime. Just pissed her off more. But about a week later, she returned the favor. Needless to say, It didn't piss me off at all.

Did. Not. Happen.

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To be honest, I'm not sure I've ever fucked one that wasn't.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Before or after the sex?

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Kinda almost sounds like Whistler raped that girl.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Or split her head open with an axe before.

Probably during too. Most of my girlfriends and both of my wives usually operate in a state of low grade annoyance with me.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Or haven't you ever been married?

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Elections have consequences.

Maybe, he just needed to return some video tapes.

#NotOK

Low grade?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I was assuming blow up doll, but dead girl works, too...I'm pretty sure whistler is a Beardown personality, and the dead girl was the Girl Chained to Beardown's Furnace...sort of like that Split movie.

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Here is my question, how much chloroform did you give her beforehand?

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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One of mike's finest.

Big difference between annoyed and mad.

You haven't met my wife!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

TOP DEFINITION
Rodeo Fuck: Enter woman from behind, wrap 1 hand around and firmly grasps breasts, Bend over and whisper in her ear " Your tits feel just like your sisters" Proceed to maintain thrust for 8 full seconds.

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Being married, well over half of our "fuck" sessions (love the word!) involve me wanting it a lot more than she does.

The best, though, is that point, in the midst of le pénétrer, where I feel her go completely limp, the toes curl, and she just starts enjoying it. She tries to hide this when she is mad, angry, or annoyed, but it is damn near involuntary, and I pick it up.

That is usually the point where I follow Hawk Harrelson's greatest bit of advice (i.e. ride her hard and put her away wet).

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

I'm in the same boat here.

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Do you have a harem or are you a Mormon?

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This is neither difficult to believe nor surprising.

That was too easy

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I am more hot-blooded, by far.

Sometimes I treat sex like a stress-relieving exercise session.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Your queer ass couldn't fuck a frosted doughnut you noodly little prick

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.