Now substitute most "liberal arts majors" for "dreamers".

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Definitely afraid of women.

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She undoubtedly has literally thousands of soyboy orbiters who grovel to her stupid far left bullshit but at the end of the day she is being bedded by some Wall Street Trump voter/Proud Boy.

Cute little JAPs like her have lifestyle standards and VICE isn't paying those kind of bills.

I didn't even recognize that she was one half of the that NYT piece about how Twitter isn't real life. LOL, do I even need to say it?

She's cute, but I stopped listening. Does that ever get funny?

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got a little chubbed up when she revealed some leg with that split skirt

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Yeah I couldn't believe two private-school girls like Bari Weiss and Eve Peyser would ever find common ground

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There’s a lot of bad comedy and comedians out there which makes it hard to really enjoy the medium lately but it is still the hardest thing to do when you’re serious about it and go into the depths of hell to pursue it.

Do you have a stage name, Zach?

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Eddie Murphy has shamed more thots before thots were even a thing.

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Which one are you?

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Other than Carlin, Rock, Murphy, Chapelle and a dozen other guys I agree. 99% of " Comedy" ain't funny. If I watched anyone of these dogshit " comedians" on comedy central for a few hours..I wouldn't even grin let alone laugh.

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I would say that stand-up comedy has never been more thoughtful or agreeable than it is today. Lots of people are making very thoughtful observations that we can agree with. Whether they're funny, well...

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Stand-up is the best it’s ever been.

You always wanted to try doing comedy but never did?

The worst is going to a douchey comedy club where they act like it's your privelege to be watching them. Bitch I paid, and you're making the same jokes my grandparents would tell me when I was 12.

I remember one comic got piss drunk on stage and started freestyling. That was hilarious. He gave zero fucks. Don't remember his name

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

A lot of people think my name *is* a stage name.

Man this is such an all time bad opinion.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Consider working under the stage name of Zim Prosecco.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

You sound like someone who buys a ticket because it's COMEDY and you're looking for a laugh!

You wanted to try stand-up so bad when you were younger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lvrikv6oPs

Bill Burr on Hot Ones -- his face gets redder than Gruden. Quick aside -- Hot Ones is fantastic. It is an interview format where they eat hotter and hotter wings during the interview, if you aren't familiar with it.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

It really isn't the hardest thing to do but there is probably 50% of the population that would not have the ability to even get up on that stage and speak, let alone make people laugh.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Some of the ones like Seinfeld or Carlin I think illustrate it is not super hard but you have to have a knack. Some just have a way top deliver about anything and be funny. As you said half the world would freeze or never try.

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Elections have consequences.

try going on stage on a weeknight at 1:30am when there's 2 people there who don't give a damn about your set, and you've got to go to work at 7am the next morning, and you don't even really get paid until you start going on the road (meaning giving up your career), living in hotels. and even then, your career can be over at any moment. the only thing comparable is a traveling salesman. and even then you at least work for a company that's paying a salary.

there's a reason stand ups are fucked up people.

It's a terrible, terrible job. It should not exist — like cancer, and God.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Unless you're really really good, you suck. That's a tough gig. More power to 'em just making the attempt.

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Take the inverse of this statement and it would be true - Stand-up has actually hit its nadir in recent times, and it is truly pathetic.

Absolutely nothing good can come out of the PC-crowd shaming comedians into Sesame Street sets.

The fact that people sitting on their asses and hands are telling the people on the stage what they can and cannot say is completely ridiculous. You can't tell the painter how to paint and then fool yourself into believing that you have a true work of art.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

The most talked-about stand-up act right now is a fat sexless lump from Australia crying about how cruel people are, for whatever it's worth.

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Is that the one with the terrible haircut who does "Dad's google history"?

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