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billypootons

Post subject: Bench people

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:14 pm

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guy sitting on a bench randomly pushes a guy walking by in to the street almost killing him

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Bench people

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:09 pm

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I'm sure if the suspect had been killed in the arrest we'd have his middle school graduation photo.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Bench people

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:17 pm

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Can the bench guy do that on skates? If so, he might have a spot on the Hawks blue line. They need someone who can clear traffic in front of Crow.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Bench people

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:27 pm

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Can the bench guy do that on skates? If so, he might have a spot on the Hawks blue line. They need someone who can clear traffic in front of Crow.

That’s a bike, not a crow.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Bench people

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 9:00 am

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and I swear that Josh Bellamy causes at least one significant offensive fuck up every game.

Why is he still getting regular offensive snaps?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Bench people

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:17 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

and I swear that Josh Bellamy causes at least one significant offensive fuck up every game.

Why is he still getting regular offensive snaps?

I explained this last year. And the year before.

Because he is an exceptional special teams player. Hell, I think he broke a guys leg last night.

So they let him wet his beak once in a while.

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Bench people

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:23 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

and I swear that Josh Bellamy causes at least one significant offensive fuck up every game.

Why is he still getting regular offensive snaps?

it's sad offensive genius matt nagy doesnt have time to work with former #7 draft pick kevin white

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Bench people

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:25 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

and I swear that Josh Bellamy causes at least one significant offensive fuck up every game.

Why is he still getting regular offensive snaps?

I explained this last year. And the year before.

Because he is an exceptional special teams player. Hell, I think he broke a guys leg last night.

So they let him wet his beak once in a while.

There are excellent special teams players that do not see the field for regular snaps.

This should absolutely be the case with Bellamy.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Bench people

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:44 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

and I swear that Josh Bellamy causes at least one significant offensive fuck up every game.

Why is he still getting regular offensive snaps?

I explained this last year. And the year before.

Because he is an exceptional special teams player. Hell, I think he broke a guys leg last night.

So they let him wet his beak once in a while.

Well, let him keep his beak dry because he is a bull in a china shop on offense.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Bench people

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:08 pm

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meh, two sides to every story.

Nomination rejected for this reason, also because it's really stupid thread title.

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