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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:44 pm 
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I wonder how much that poor bastard whose only job is to push Potter back and forth gets paid. Probably less than $15 an hour that’s for sure.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:45 pm 
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AND WON’T SOMEONE REMEMBER THE TREE! THE TREE!


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That $8,000 that Uncle Billy "misplaces" would be $115,000 today.

WTF, UNCLE BILLY!?!?

Do you live in a town where your community would give you $115k because you are a good guy?

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AND WON’T SOMEONE REMEMBER THE TREE! THE TREE!


:lol: It's old. I knew you'd find this thread somehow.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:51 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Do you live in a town where your community would give you $115k because you are a good guy?


Let me rephrase, a good guy that more than likely is an adulterer that stole thousands of dollars, got drunk, punched a guy, and maybe tried to commit suicide.

How much cash do you need?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:53 pm 
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I guess he didn't punch the guy. He just called the teacher a stupid fool.

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Who’s more drunk on Christmas? Scrooge or George Bailey?

Instead of giving money though Bailey is getting it.


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Who’s more drunk on Christmas? Scrooge or George Bailey?

Instead of giving money though Bailey is getting it.


Scrooge > George Bailey

Scrooge learned a lesson.

Bailey just got bailed out. He's an angry person even when things are going his way. I'm shocked he didn't kill Uncle Billy. You know he wanted to.

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Yeah what happens next year when it’s Zuzu asking how to spell a word and he’s not rolling in $35,000 from friends and neighbors.


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:lol: Dr. Ken just turn this into Christmas at the hanna home.


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Scrooge has way more cause to be pissed. He breathes soot and disease all day in Victorian London. Bedford Falls is basically St. Charles.

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Are there no Starbucks? Are there no Panera’s?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:07 pm 
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With the improvements to the house, I think George could have gotten a 2nd mortgage line of credit.

Wainwright could have helped. Hee Haw.

Unexciting ending. But, less supernatural.

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Thank God Potter had a rotary phone.

Gave time for George to get out of there and commit suicide.

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What if that Tollhouse Keeper was so distraught he jumped off the bridge and killed HIMself? WHO WAS HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL???

No man is a failure who has tollhouse keepers but what if YOU are the tollhouse keeper?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:21 pm 
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What if that Tollhouse Keeper was so distraught he jumped off the bridge and killed HIMself? WHO WAS HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL???

No man is a failure who has tollhouse keepers but what if YOU are the tollhouse keeper?


Real talk - my father was not an emotional-type man. No highs. No lows. Hard man to read.

One of the only times in my entire life that I ever saw him actually laugh out loud was the scene in the dock office, whatever that was, when Clarence was drying off and said he was an angel when the dock worker was about to spit into the bucket and held up on that revelation that Clarence was not of this Earth.

I will never forget that.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:23 pm 
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I still think it's ironic the guy opened a bar named Martini's.

Welch didn't have a jelly processing plant.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
W_Z wrote:
What if that Tollhouse Keeper was so distraught he jumped off the bridge and killed HIMself? WHO WAS HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL???

No man is a failure who has tollhouse keepers but what if YOU are the tollhouse keeper?


Real talk - my father was not an emotional-type man. No highs. No lows. Hard man to read.

One of the only times in my entire life that I ever saw him actually laugh out loud was the scene in the dock office, whatever that was, when Clarence was drying off and said he was an angel when the dock worker was about to spit into the bucket and held up on that revelation that Clarence was not of this Earth.

I will never forget that.


That’s a classic old school type of joke. Capra had a knack for that.

Well I’m sorry—heyyy!


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W_Z wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
W_Z wrote:
What if that Tollhouse Keeper was so distraught he jumped off the bridge and killed HIMself? WHO WAS HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL???

No man is a failure who has tollhouse keepers but what if YOU are the tollhouse keeper?


Real talk - my father was not an emotional-type man. No highs. No lows. Hard man to read.

One of the only times in my entire life that I ever saw him actually laugh out loud was the scene in the dock office, whatever that was, when Clarence was drying off and said he was an angel when the dock worker was about to spit into the bucket and held up on that revelation that Clarence was not of this Earth.

I will never forget that.


That’s a classic old school type of joke. Capra had a knack for that.

Well I’m sorry—heyyy!


Alfalfa.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:35 pm 
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Scrooge has way more cause to be pissed. He breathes soot and disease all day in Victorian London. Bedford Falls is basically St. Charles.


Yeah, I'm pro-Scrooge. He's running a business and trying to make a profit.

Bailey is just literally giving money away.

Bad business. Sad.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:38 pm 
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What the hell happened in George Bailey's life to make Nick the bartender a complete asshole?

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To this day, anytime I'm in a sales meeting wasting my time at the office, I tell them "OUT YOU TWO PIXIES GO, TRUE DA DOOR OR OUT DA WINDA!!"

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And that’s another thing, where do you get off callin me Nick?


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
To this day, anytime I'm in a sales meeting wasting my time at the office, I tell them "OUT YOU TWO PIXIES GO, TRUE DA DOOR OR OUT DA WINDA!!"


I’m givin out wings!


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If I had a nickel every time I asked the cab driver to help me out because I've had some "bad liquor".

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The Harry Bailey gravestone reveal is what sold me on this movie as a young man.

I was like, yeah, things lead to other things. I'm 12. Who knew a life impacts stuff?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
That $8,000 that Uncle Billy "misplaces" would be $115,000 today.

WTF, UNCLE BILLY!?!?

Do you live in a town where your community would give you $115k because you are a good guy?


Well some Good Samaritan just gave a Greek Orthodox church $2MM today, so I can happily say that I do. :D

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
That $8,000 that Uncle Billy "misplaces" would be $115,000 today.

WTF, UNCLE BILLY!?!?

Do you live in a town where your community would give you $115k because you are a good guy?


Well some Good Samaritan just gave a Greek Orthodox church $2MM today, so I can happily say that I do. :D


Sentimental hogwash.

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Cops just firing wildly in the streets because a guy asked some odd questions.

That's a week on national news programs.

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I can't help it - but...

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU....IN JAIL!!

...is my favorite holiday saying of all time. OF ALL TIME.

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