It is currently Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:59 pm

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 26 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Bird Box
PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:02 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82220
new release on Netflix starring Sandra Bullock as a pregnant woman in a world suddenly turned insane by an unseen menace that produces suicidal fear in most who view it. The thing can't get you if you don't see it and doesn't seem to be able to enter homes so existence for the survivors is to remain indoors or with eyes covered when outside.

It was pretty good as a semi horror movie but the story and production could have used some brushing up on plot holes. It's more allegorical, which is becoming an annoying trend in psychological horror these days.

Good movie worth the watch. Probably as good as a movie you would spend money to watch in a crowded theater.


SPOILERs








The ending, while logical isn't really satisfying and also has some holes and call me a meatball but I want more exposition of the monster.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:58 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:06 am
Posts: 6848
good dolphin wrote:

SPOILERs








The ending, while logical isn't really satisfying and also has some holes and call me a meatball but I want more exposition of the monster.


Sandra Bullock said she would laugh every time they brought out the monster, so they filmed it without showing it because it was stupid looking. There is an article showing the monster somewhere on the internet. Reminded me of the smoke monster in Lost.

Scariest part of the movie was guys like HawaiiYou, Caller Bob and 312Player would rule the world. :shock:


Last edited by Juiced on Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:58 am, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:28 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82220
Juiced wrote:
good dolphin wrote:

SPOILERs








The ending, while logical isn't really satisfying and also has some holes and call me a meatball but I want more exposition of the monster.


Sandra Bullock said she would laugh every time they brought out the monster, so they filmed it without showing it because it was stupid looking. There is an article showing the monster somewhere on the internet. Reminded me of the smoke monster in Lost.

Scariest part of the movie was guys like HawaiiYou, Frank, Favre Fan and IMU would rule the world. :shock:


Sure, I want to see the monster but I want to know what it was all about. Everyone seemed to just accept that there was a monster with paranormal skills who couldn't seem to enter an enclosed space or even remove a blindfold from a person when out in the open.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 1:15 pm 
Offline
100000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:06 pm
Posts: 81466
pizza_Place: 773-684-2222
good dolphin wrote:
Juiced wrote:
good dolphin wrote:

SPOILERs








The ending, while logical isn't really satisfying and also has some holes and call me a meatball but I want more exposition of the monster.


Sandra Bullock said she would laugh every time they brought out the monster, so they filmed it without showing it because it was stupid looking. There is an article showing the monster somewhere on the internet. Reminded me of the smoke monster in Lost.

Scariest part of the movie was guys like HawaiiYou, Frank, Favre Fan and IMU would rule the world. :shock:


Sure, I want to see the monster but I want to know what it was all about. Everyone seemed to just accept that there was a monster with paranormal skills who couldn't seem to enter an enclosed space or even remove a blindfold from a person when out in the open.


I believe that it needed outdoor elements to power it. Not knowing why it showed up/how it was created kinda sucked. Where were all of the dead bodies? Who maintained the grass for 4 years if all animals except birds were dead?

_________________
Be well

GO BEARS!!!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:24 pm
Posts: 17217
pizza_Place: Pequods
The movie sucked. It's basically The Happening with a demonic entity instead of plants. It was a shitty concept 10 years ago and still is today.

If this film was put in theaters instead of on Netflix where expectations are lower because it's "free", it would be getting Razzie Nominations.

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 8:12 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625
It was ok-ish

GREAT acting by the little girl.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:00 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:06 am
Posts: 6848
rogers park bryan wrote:
It was ok-ish

GREAT acting by the little girl.


Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:07 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:15 pm
Posts: 41375
Location: Small Fringe Minority
pizza_Place: John's
Watched a bit of it last night, this is some fucked up shit.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:13 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
The movie sucked. It's basically REDACTED

If this film was put in theaters instead of on Netflix where expectations are lower because it's "free", it would be getting Razzie Nominations.

It probably doesn't matter but you might wanna edit or throw a spoiler tag on there.


Last edited by rogers park bryan on Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:27 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:35 pm
Posts: 10793
Location: Parrish, FL
pizza_Place: 1. Peaquods 2. Aurelios
The Mrs and I watched it.....neither of us liked it. Everyone else in the world seems to love it.

Boring, pointless, and an ending that resolved nothing.

_________________
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
brick (/brik/) verb
1. block or enclose with a wall of bricks
2. Proper response would be to ask an endless series of follow ups until the person regrets having spoken to you in the first place.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:44 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 12559
Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
pizza_Place: Oh I'm sorry but, there's no one on the line
HawaiiYou wrote:
Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realize, it wasn't that farfetched.

_________________
"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:27 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:15 pm
Posts: 41375
Location: Small Fringe Minority
pizza_Place: John's
newper wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realize, it wasn't that farfetched.

Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 17, 2013 6:09 pm
Posts: 11002
pizza_Place: Generic Pizza Store
https://www.theroot.com/netflixs-bird-box-is-really-about-how-white-people-dont-1831345159

I'm not that bright... But I'm unable to determine if it is an onion piece or a real take or a combination... Btw my privilege prevented me from seeing everything he points out


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:47 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
Posts: 72380
Location: Palatine
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis
rogers park bryan wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
The movie sucked. It's basically REDACTED

If this film was put in theaters instead of on Netflix where expectations are lower because it's "free", it would be getting Razzie Nominations.

It probably doesn't matter but you might wanna edit or throw a spoiler tag on there.

:lol:

Really? I didn't even put any intentional research in and knew pretty much exactly what the movie was about before seeing it. If you were on FB or Twitter at all between 12/21 and 12/26 you couldn't get away from people talking about it.

_________________
Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:56 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625
billypootons wrote:
https://www.theroot.com/netflixs-bird-box-is-really-about-how-white-people-dont-1831345159

I'm not that bright... But I'm unable to determine if it is an onion piece or a real take or a combination... Btw my privilege prevented me from seeing everything he points out

That article is hilarious. It's Onion stuff, but like Onion stuff it's meant to imply some of what it's saying is true.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:57 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625
FavreFan wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
The movie sucked. It's basically REDACTED

If this film was put in theaters instead of on Netflix where expectations are lower because it's "free", it would be getting Razzie Nominations.

It probably doesn't matter but you might wanna edit or throw a spoiler tag on there.

:lol:

Really? I didn't even put any intentional research in and knew pretty much exactly what the movie was about before seeing it. If you were on FB or Twitter at all between 12/21 and 12/26 you couldn't get away from people talking about it.

The part I edited out really told you EXACTLY what the movie was about. I dont know. I just dont like things to be ruined for people.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:27 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:24 pm
Posts: 17217
pizza_Place: Pequods
Posted this in another thread, but this review hits the nail on the head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YUAu0aP4DA

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:58 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
Posts: 33067
Location: Wrigley
pizza_Place: Warren Buffet of Cock
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
The movie sucked. It's basically The Happening with a demonic entity instead of plants. It was a shitty concept 10 years ago and still is today.

If this film was put in theaters instead of on Netflix where expectations are lower because it's "free", it would be getting Razzie Nominations.


Bad. I don't even know why they used flashbacks since 90% of the movie was a flashback. It could have been run front to back.

Why Sandra was scared of the monster when her eyes were covered (noticeable toward end)? She was wholly unlikeable in this movie.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:20 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 4:29 pm
Posts: 40648
Location: Everywhere
pizza_Place: giordanos
denisdman wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
The movie sucked. It's basically The Happening with a demonic entity instead of plants. It was a shitty concept 10 years ago and still is today.

If this film was put in theaters instead of on Netflix where expectations are lower because it's "free", it would be getting Razzie Nominations.


Bad. I don't even know why they used flashbacks since 90% of the movie was a flashback. It could have been run front to back.

Why Sandra was scared of the monster when her eyes were covered (noticeable toward end)? She was wholly unlikeable in this movie.


That is hard to do because as far as I am concerned she is an America's sweetheart type.

_________________
Elections have consequences.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:32 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
Posts: 33067
Location: Wrigley
pizza_Place: Warren Buffet of Cock
She named the kids boy and girl.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:02 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 4:29 pm
Posts: 40648
Location: Everywhere
pizza_Place: giordanos
denisdman wrote:
She named the kids boy and girl.


Well that seems dumb. :lol:

_________________
Elections have consequences.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:18 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
Posts: 65750
Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.
pittmike wrote:
denisdman wrote:
She named the kids boy and girl.


Well that seems dumb. :lol:

Well... watch the movie.

_________________
"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014
bigfan wrote:
Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:21 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
Posts: 42094
Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's
newper wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realize, it wasn't that farfetched.

Image

_________________
Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:58 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:24 pm
Posts: 17217
pizza_Place: Pequods
denisdman wrote:
She named the kids boy and girl.

As Mike points out in the RLM review, watch morons name their kids "boy" and "girl" this year.

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:02 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 am
Posts: 20082
pizza_Place: Aurelios
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
denisdman wrote:
She named the kids boy and girl.

As Mike points out in the RLM review, watch morons name their kids "boy" and "girl" this year.


Except they will name the girl Boy and boy Girl.


This movie sucked. The ending was even worse. The monster isn’t even a worry, only the crazy people caused any deaths after the intitial incident. Why run at the end? Just casually stroll... the monster can’t take off blindfolds or anything.

_________________
drinky wrote:
If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bird Box
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:24 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82220
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
denisdman wrote:
She named the kids boy and girl.

As Mike points out in the RLM review, watch morons name their kids "boy" and "girl" this year.


Except they will name the girl Boy and boy Girl.


This movie sucked. The ending was even worse. The monster isn’t even a worry, only the crazy people caused any deaths after the intitial incident. Why run at the end? Just casually stroll... the monster can’t take off blindfolds or anything.


better yet, entice it (do we even know if it is an it or a they) to come close and then engage it in some kind of battle.

I think the criticism has swung much to far in the opposite direction. It did not suck.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 26 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 28 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group