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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:48 pm 
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it's wild man. like we don't even know what we believe in. we have no idea what the fuck is going on...... i mean think about it. we only think we know because we're 20 or 30 something. or 40 or 50. or whatever the fuck comes after happiness but it's true. we don't....... all we know is around age 3 we are kinda simple. i mean sure we're not going to push our genitals into the offspring of a shitty country music star, but i mean come on.... i mean... seriously, were just filling our pants with expended waste and still trying to figure out why shit matters....... literal fucking shit... and every other kind of shit... ... so that's the baseline. i think.. or hope, i dont know. but after that, what? do you remember age 7? 7. ..... probably not. fuck no, because the next memory you have is 10 years later when you're thinking about those same private parts. yea. private parts. yup, they used to be genitals but now they are private. look at the presents you gave me! now don't look at your shit that's gross! ok... ok... so before, we couldn't control our genitals, and now we can't talk about them because we don't know what the fuck is going on.... led tv's... samsung s9 phones... alexa... hitachi..... ..... ....... hold on i'm thinking about females..... .... ... see. there. that's where we're at. we shimmy a little bit and basically nothing else matters. the hitachi ruins everything

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 8:47 am 
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it's wild man. like we don't even know what we believe in. we have no idea what the fuck is going on...... i mean think about it. we only think we know because we're 20 or 30 something. or 40 or 50. or whatever the fuck comes after happiness but it's true. we don't....... all we know is around age 3 we are kinda simple. i mean sure we're not going to push our genitals into the offspring of a shitty country music star, but i mean come on.... i mean... seriously, were just filling our pants with expended waste and still trying to figure out why shit matters....... literal fucking shit... and every other kind of shit... ... so that's the baseline. i think.. or hope, i dont know. but after that, what? do you remember age 7? 7. ..... probably not. fuck no, because the next memory you have is 10 years later when you're thinking about those same private parts. yea. private parts. yup, they used to be genitals but now they are private. look at the presents you gave me! now don't look at your shit that's gross! ok... ok... so before, we couldn't control our genitals, and now we can't talk about them because we don't know what the fuck is going on.... led tv's... samsung s9 phones... alexa... hitachi..... ..... ....... hold on i'm thinking about females..... .... ... see. there. that's where we're at. we shimmy a little bit and basically nothing else matters. the hitachi ruins everything


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 6:06 pm 
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I can't remember if this movie was any good.


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I can't remember if this movie was any good.



if you were a stern fan i guess it was great.

for regular people it was ok.

irony is that the movie showed how strong stern's wife supported him while he was coming up but in real life, stern said the movie led to their divorce.


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HawaiiYou wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
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I can't remember if this movie was any good.



if you were a stern fan i guess it was great.

for regular people it was ok.

irony is that the movie showed how strong stern's wife supported him while he was coming up but in real life, stern said the movie led to their divorce.


It lead to his divorce because he was cheating on her in his trailer. I think it is a typical Stern lie though, as they were already separated during the promotion of the movie. I remember all the bullshit about it being "a love letter to Allison" and meanwhile you would barely see the two of them together.

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